JUST Bought a ProVari

[Bob57]

No...not a "cult" per se. More like a...like a "gathering".
We don't have ProVaris...ProVaris have US.

Pm one of us for the secret incantations you must recite under a 100 year old tree during the first light of the new moon while facing north before you go above 4.0 volts...you haven't gone over 4.0 yet...have you???

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[sgenn99]

I find between 4.6 and 5.1 works best for most of my juices while using a 3 ohm single coil carto in a tank...but sometimes it varies a bit more.

 

[sgenn99]

I am simply warning the new member of our family of the protocol. It's not like I said anything about the anointment ritual.

...uh-oh.

 

[Ray D]

Check the classies. But I think the lock of virgin hair was for V1 model users only. You need to send it back if you went over 4.0 without following the proper rite. Sorry l, dude. We cannot speak your name again. Lol

I contacted Provape. They told me I can correct it by sacrificing an unborn calf on a stone altar at the exact stroke of midnight. I must then collect and burn the blood, gather the soot that remains, suspend it in the liquified fat of a pure white deer, and chain vape it at 6 volts on a 1.5 ohm HH357. I said "wouldn't that be really, really harsh?"

They said, "do you want to pay penance or not?"

I guess I'll be busy tonight....

 

[sgenn99]

Poor calf... I should have gotten to you sooner. Baby Moo's blood will be on MY hands! I weep for you...

 

[Judge Dredd]

I just bought a second ProVari. A satin black model with the extension cap, an 18650 battery, and a blue LED and LCD.

This is in addition to the Z-Atty Pro, silver extension cap, and 18650 battery I bought this morning. ProVape is getting way too much of my money lol!

 

[thecatanddog]

one week after my satin v2 came...I order another last night haha. I will be running one with and one without extension cap. "big" n "bigger" will be their names lol

 

[Judge Dredd]

one week after my satin v2 came...I order another last night haha. I will be running one with and one without extension cap. "big" n "bigger" will be their names lol

I'm going to have to get bigger pockets so I can carry both. They both have extension caps now LOL.

Next on my list, since I really don't need any other device at the moment (I have six stick batteries, two KGOs, and four mods), will probably be a ton of cartos, maybe some tanks, and a LOT of juice. I'm really looking into Radiator Pluid.