Oh man I need a exedrin the size of a olympic frisbee! Who was the liar that said drinking top shelf doesn't produce a hangover?
That would have been your bartender. I don't know his name though.
Maybe you just hit your head when you fell down off that top shelf?
Well, then there's THAT...

Could have been, at least I know I wasn't rolled by a ...... last night, I still have some money in my pockets this morning!![]()
I'm so sorry...
