Kodiak’s tip of the day

[KODIAK (TM)]

Fellow newbies:

If like me, you haven’t found your “go to” juice yet and there are no vape shops nearby I urge you to order most of your samples with low or even zero nicotine. Trust me. I have snorted over 20 small bottles the last 10 days and I’m about 3 toots away from a coma. That and I do believe Mrs. K has spiked my booze with ...... because I’ve been too occupied with the intricate science of vaping and no doubt she feels neglected. Plus, I been drinkin’... a lot. A very lot.

I am so freaking wired right now I think I’ll trot next door and crap on George’s lawn just like his stupid-assed dog did on mine this morning. (I don’t have a dog to send over there.)

Oh my. The meds just kicked in. 8-o

Carry on and Vape Safely!

This has been a Public Service Message from Alaska Regional Hospital. (Blood Drive every 3rd Wednesday)

 

[Bolivar]

I hope you beware of frostbite and bear traps. Take your drink and vape with you on your journey, in case it turns out to be a little longer than you expected.

Pics of your trip are NOT expected.

 

[FigNewton]

Haha! Good advice!

 

[keonee]

 

[Simply Red]

Someones on a roll!

 

[TheReign]

Thats hilarious, You should totally drop a fat deuce on his lawn! I would do the same ( when no one was watching ) In the middle of the night!

 

[Rappy]

Shootz bradaaa! Cheerz!

 

[BlackChad]

Word on the street is 0 nic juice doesn't taste the same so maybe go with low nic. I don't know, I have no use for 0 nic

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[Racehorse]

I’m about 3 toots away from a coma.

The meds just kicked in.

Relax! Didn't your parents explain all the birds n' bees stuff and the part about "long winter naps"?

You're not in a coma, Mr. Bear....... You're hibernating! It's winter and that is natural for your species.

(The reason you crave alcohol is probably because your core body temperature has dropped from 100.4°F to about 85°F -- maybe you are trying to warm up or something?).

Hey wait a minute, why are you talking if you're hibernating? Sleepwalking bear, huh?