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bobsyeruncle

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    in a cave, eh?
    A blond hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blond replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"

    "No, Silly" the blond said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'"

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'"

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise'. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."
     

    pringles13

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    good morning y'all

    a little funny I found on Facebook this morning.. it's the holiday season full of indulging in food and drink

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