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yaay! I love getting mail, I signed up for some snail spam once, just to make me feel special 
yaay! I love getting mail, I signed up for some snail spam once, just to make me feel special
Ugh. Quickly developing a major headache, making it hard for me to look at anything within arms reach (phone or computer)
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A bus driver for a school for "special children" was sick one day. The bus was painted with Sesame Street characters, etc. so that the emphasis was on "special" for the kids to make them feel better about their mental disabilities. A substitute driver was called in to cover the route. After some simple instructions on where to go and such, the substitute driver was on his way.
It wasn't long before he came to his first stop. Waiting there on the corner were two little fat girls, each apparently a victim of Down's syndrome or some similar ailment.
The first girl boarded the bus, and said to the driver, "Hi, my name is Patty!" Then she went to take her seat. The bus driver checked her off of his list.
The second girl boarded the bus, and she also said to the driver, "Hi, my name is Patty, too!" Then she took her seat.
Finding this slightly amusing, but feeling for the girls over their ailments, the driver continued to his next stop. There he found a little blonde boy wearing very thick glasses which made his eyes look three times the size of his face. The driver also found this a little amusing, and he only smiled and greeted the little boy, who boarded the bus by saying, "Hi, my name is Klaus.... and I'm special!" Then he took his seat.
The driver continued to his next stop. There he saw a thin little boy with large crooked teeth. He was kind of dirty and dressed very poorly. He boarded the bus by telling the driver, quite forcefully, "Hi, I'm Lester T!"
A little more amused, the driver tried very hard not to laugh at this. He understood these children had problems and disabilities, and that he should never laugh at such things. He simply continued on quietly, thinking these things, on his way to his next stop.
After a moment, he began to notice a not so pleasant smell coming from somewhere behind him. He looked up into his rear-view mirror, only to see that Lester had removed his shoes and was quietly picking at the bunions on the soles of his feet. He turned to say something to the boy, and in that moment of distraction he suddenly lost control and slammed the bus into a phone pole.
Shaken, but with no one injured, the driver instructed the children to remain in their seats.
After a few moments, a patrol car arrived at the scene of the accident. The officer approached the bus, only to find the driver sitting on the curb and quietly laughing to himself.
The officer asked, "Man, what in the hell happened here? Did you lose control? What caused all of this?"
The driver simply shook his head, and said, "Two obese Patties, Special Klaus, and Lester T. picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus...."
It wasn't long before he came to his first stop. Waiting there on the corner were two little fat girls, each apparently a victim of Down's syndrome or some similar ailment.
The first girl boarded the bus, and said to the driver, "Hi, my name is Patty!" Then she went to take her seat. The bus driver checked her off of his list.
The second girl boarded the bus, and she also said to the driver, "Hi, my name is Patty, too!" Then she took her seat.
Finding this slightly amusing, but feeling for the girls over their ailments, the driver continued to his next stop. There he found a little blonde boy wearing very thick glasses which made his eyes look three times the size of his face. The driver also found this a little amusing, and he only smiled and greeted the little boy, who boarded the bus by saying, "Hi, my name is Klaus.... and I'm special!" Then he took his seat.
The driver continued to his next stop. There he saw a thin little boy with large crooked teeth. He was kind of dirty and dressed very poorly. He boarded the bus by telling the driver, quite forcefully, "Hi, I'm Lester T!"
A little more amused, the driver tried very hard not to laugh at this. He understood these children had problems and disabilities, and that he should never laugh at such things. He simply continued on quietly, thinking these things, on his way to his next stop.
After a moment, he began to notice a not so pleasant smell coming from somewhere behind him. He looked up into his rear-view mirror, only to see that Lester had removed his shoes and was quietly picking at the bunions on the soles of his feet. He turned to say something to the boy, and in that moment of distraction he suddenly lost control and slammed the bus into a phone pole.
Shaken, but with no one injured, the driver instructed the children to remain in their seats.
After a few moments, a patrol car arrived at the scene of the accident. The officer approached the bus, only to find the driver sitting on the curb and quietly laughing to himself.
The officer asked, "Man, what in the hell happened here? Did you lose control? What caused all of this?"
The driver simply shook his head, and said, "Two obese Patties, Special Klaus, and Lester T. picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus...."
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X-mas cards back from Wal-mart....oh...they are HORRIBLE!
X-mas cards back from Wal-mart....oh...they are HORRIBLE!
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