
Two 90-year-olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
The woman was thinking to herself, "My God. If I know the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
