It's all about cake
Ah, you misunderstood. I said I don't know how she puts up with you...
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Ah, you misunderstood. I said I don't know how she puts up with you...
Well.....you need to read some of the past posts to get that euphemism I guess
Ummmm...pwyll? It's still about cake
Shhhhh! You make it very difficult to pick at him when you just jump in instantly to defend him like that. Didn't you ever think that just a little insecurity might make him work a little harder at making the cake even better?
I'd need restraints!
And?
Oh hell, let me at him!
Now see--that's the kind of attitude that makes the restraints so much fun...
Ever hear the expression "I'm number 2 I try harder"?
Umm, yeah. That was kinda my point...
Motorcycle Maintenance
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A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting.
A few months later, the young man's girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents' house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break. After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her. Silence. Going for broke, he grabs her mother and has sex with her on the table.
Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance. The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket.
"OK, OK," says the father, "I'll do the dishes!"
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A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to rub on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting.
A few months later, the young man's girlfriend invites him to dinner at her parents' house. Before they go in, she explains their family tradition that whomever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break. After 15 minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He leans over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word.
Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her. Silence. Going for broke, he grabs her mother and has sex with her on the table.
Suddenly, they hear thunder rumble in the distance. The guy thinks of his bike and, instinctively, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket.
"OK, OK," says the father, "I'll do the dishes!"
The First annual Lexington Vape Meet will take place on Saturday August 4th from 2pm-12am at the Best Western Lexington Conference Center Hotel.
wooHOO! Ima finally get to go to one a them fancy meet-togethers and see a real live vaper!
wooHOO! Ima finally get to go to one a them fancy meet-togethers and see a real live vaper!
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