Ooh! I love Mondegreens. Here's a few more:
There's a bathroom on the right.
- Bad Moon Rising, Creedence Clearwater Revival
And there's a wino down the road.
- Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin
Bake me a pie of love.
- Higher Love, Steve Winwood
I want a piece of bacon.
- I Wanna Be Sedated, The Ramones
I sometimes wish I'd never been boiled in oil.
- Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom.
- Another Brick in the Wall, Pink Floyd
We are living in a Cheerio world, and I am a Cheerio girl.
- Material Girl, Madonna
I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me.
- Middle of the Road, The Pretenders
Take your pants down and make it happen.
- Flashdance, Irene Cara
Back in '55, we were makin' fun that hurts.
- Makin' Thunderbirds, Bob Seger
Blessed art thou, a monk swimmin'.
- Hail Mary