Lets do a story

[keelalagirl55]

smellin droll of a girl who....

 

[Maxwell_Edison]

ate men's hearts out, with gravy made from

 

[keelalagirl55]

the finest hand harvested Kopi Luwak...

 

[lujin4]

and lots of garnish

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

and then woke up in a thick VG vapor cloud of 36mg Coolcart Coffee

 

[lujin4]

and had to have some cinnamon roll

 

[keelalagirl55]

to go great with NASCAR

 

[kurora]

and after 8 solid months of watching NASCAR, he....

 

[Morandir835]

Found out he had cut off all blood flow to his legs and they were rotting before him, but just then...

 

[incantius]

Winky the Wonder Cat peed on his legs.

 

[Morandir835]

And his magic was not only in his healing pee, but also in his ability to but large amounts of

 

[Lisa66]

And his magic was not only in his healing pee, but also in his ability to bu(t )large amounts of

....I'm assuming that's a "y".

V4L USA juice, due to his accordion-like wallet full of 73 credit cards. The Wabajockey asked the cat,

 

[Morandir835]

Was a y Ms. Lisa, stupid swype....

Do you think they'll ever catch on how I pay for all these credit cards when I haven't worked in months?, the cat the leaps and

 

[kurora]

begins to fly through the air in pursuit of............

 

[Morandir835]

A 32 armed 1/2 legged 6 eyed child with...

 

[kurora]

horrible foot fungus. As Winky the Wonder Cat soared through the vapor clouds, he heard an ear-shattering......

 

[EleanorR]

wail. It was Waberjockey, staring in disbelief at his wallet, completely melted by . . .

 

[incantius]

the socks & sandals OF DOOM!!!

 

[keelalagirl55]

The Waberjockey, with eyes ablaze....

 

[EleanorR]

snatched Winky the Wonder Cat in mid-leap, suspecting that . . .