Lets do a story

[Morandir835]

Asks why have you sent you army of squirrels on me when you know in the end...

 

[Lisa66]

....that it is I who cleaneth thy litterbox?" He casts off with his fishing pole toward Winkie the wonder cat and...

 

[Morandir835]

And Winky dodges it and throws a rabid gorilla covered in vanilla icing at the Waberjockey, and proclaims

 

[kurora]

My name is Tim! And my favorite color's Clear!!!!

 

[Morandir835]

Clear is not a color yelled the WaberJockey as he was being pummeled by the gorilla, just then out of no where, Aunt Jeremiah (who used to be Uncle Jeremy) came up with a stack of

 

[kurora]

cosmo magazines and shoved them in the Waberjocky's mouth, he started to

 

[Morandir835]

Eat them, but one had a perfume add with a sample in it, he started puking heavily, and from the vomit rose

 

[keelalagirl55]

a mutant waberjockey that immediately proceeded to......

 

[kurora]

pet Winky the Wondercat entirely too hard, causing Winky to

 

[Lisa66]

...spritz J-Lo's new fragrance on the original Waberjockey's pulse points and proclaim:

 

[kurora]

Take that! Soon you will have a horrible creature growing from your pulse points that goes by the name of...

 

[keelalagirl55]

Britney Spears! Just as soon as the name was uttered.....

 

[kurora]

the perfume began to bubble and from it emerged a scantily dressed, bald headed woman who screamed . . .

 

[keelalagirl55]

*cue music* OOPS....I did it again! Just as she was about to start........

 

[kurora]

screeching out her death song, the mutant Waberjocky charged her and . . .

 

[Chesterwiz]

bit her head off. Then...

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

there was a wardrobe incident and then the microphone flew out of her hand, right in to...

 

[Morandir835]

Johnny from 3 blocks and 6 towns over's eye, why do things like this always happen to me he thought, but just then

 

[jmpublius]

. . . a drop of blood fell from his head and took the shape of his savior, Jesus Christ. He immediatly ran to . . .

 

[Morandir835]

To the nearest toilet and started drinking the water in it hoping