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[Morandir835]

If only I didn't sell my insurance policy on those jelly beans 5 years ago, would still be able to afford...

 

[Nana2B]

pay my hospital bills & still afford to buy white socks to go with my sandals. But now I can only.....

 

[Morandir835]

Afford these newspaper and twine slippers, though just then Lahkaqishore Bob showed up with news from the

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

land down under where they had talking felines drinking martinis by the bay...

 

[Morandir835]

It was about a group of wild Lhasa Apsos that had taken over southern part of oz, the old woman knew

 

[Ethereal]

that if she was going to put a stop to it she was going to have to learn to walk upside down and find the cowardly lion who was in a very different part of Oz, a very very different part of Oz where...

 

[lujin4]

the vampire roos run rampant

 

[Ethereal]

Yes! And the rampant roos run vampires...

 

[lujin4]

in a race for their next meal..

 

[Ethereal]

Of tasty aboriginal armadillos, which mainly graze on the soft tissue of the lesser spotted nose eel, a formidable parasite!

 

[Morandir835]

But not incurable if you're willing to drink the tears of a 7 eyed ox with 4 nostrils, and there just so happens to be one of these creatures...

 

[Lisa66]

...right there in the stands in section B, row 22. She quickly scrambled to her feet and

 

[Morandir835]

That's when the magic baby made his attack, he launched himself like

 

[keelalagirl55]

Wiley Coyote after the Road Runner.....

 

[Morandir835]

Using his rattle of death he went to strike the old lady across the head, but she was too quick for him, and used her

 

[kurora]

Depends of dooooooooooom to bombard him with

 

[Morandir835]

88 pounds a fresh squeezed lemonade that she keeps stored in there for just such occasions, it was at this point the Waberjockey...

 

[Lisa66]

decided lemonade was no longer his beverage of choice. Having respect for the elderly, he..

 

[Morandir835]

Bought her a pack of chocolate covered sardines, this infuriated the magic baby, causing him

 

[Nana2B]

to take out his magic diaper sling shot which was filled with steaming hot magic baby lava & aim it directly at.....