Let's play a new game (contest)

[Bintmartin]

Nice hair color. Does the bottom match the top?


Just some crazy old lady happily vaping away.

 

[Zak Rabbit]

Here, hold my beer...watch this!

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[jj2]

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

 

[Reddhott]

So, since you're not bound and gagged like my last date, I suppose I have to talk to you

 

[Reddhott]

Would you like to come to the Family Reunion? You can meet my Mom, Aunt, Cousin, Sister. She's really a great gal

 

[ShariR]

I have to ask my Mom first.

 

[jj2]

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

 

[Heden Aklowd]

Wow your mom looks hot. Could you introduce us?

 

[Reddhott]

I don’t usually date men like you

 

[Reddhott]

they never found his body..and they never will

 

[Zak Rabbit]

So last week I got so wasted I blew chunks! Hey, that reminds me, have you met my dog? C'mere Chunks, c'mon boy!

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[MrsCasey]

Do you mind if I call you Mommy?

 

[dolphins35]

Can I lick your feet?

 

[Heden Aklowd]

But your sister let me do it.

 

[spacekitty]

'You look very different from your profile photo'

 

[Bintmartin]

Umm what was your name again?


Just some crazy old lady happily vaping away.

 

[spacekitty]

'So... how many people have you slept with?'

or

'I’ve slept with <insert number here> people.'

 

[mweavs]

" Sugar honey ice tea I am high "


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[spacekitty]

'My ex and I used to come here all of the time...'

 

[Heden Aklowd]

How do you feel about conjugal visits?