Let's play a new game (contest)

[Zak Rabbit]

Do you mind if we skip dessert? The ......'s kicking in...

 

[jj2]

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

 

[Tish Talons]

Your crawl space or mine?

 

[Tish Talons]

Hold that thought, my ex is calling.

 

[Tish Talons]

This is nice silverware. How much room do you have in your purse?

 

[spacekitty]

'Umm, on second thought, maybe we should turn off the lights...'

 

[Zak Rabbit]

So, what are your thoughts on "Two Girls, One Cup?"

 

[Bintmartin]

Oh. Don't mind The things on my lips. They usually aren't contagious when they stop oozing.


Just some crazy old lady happily vaping away.

 

[Zak Rabbit]

God, I can't wait for payday...I ran out of my meds a couple days ago.

 

[kritter]

Them thar barkin spiders are bad this time of year!

 

[spacekitty]

'I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.'

 

[kritter]

I know how ta cook up a mean roadkill!

 

[aikanae1]

So, how much are you worth?

 

[aikanae1]

I'm a widower. I seem to have very bad luck. All my ex's die from accidents.

 

[aikanae1]

Do you mind if we make a stop? I left my shopping cart in a parking lot not to far away. A friend of mine is watching it.

 

[aikanae1]

A cop! I have to duck (sinking down in the seat).

 

[aikanae1]

I can't go there because I can't been seen in that neighborhood.

 

[aikanae1]

Karoke.
Without the bar.
Or the music.

 

[aikanae1]

Hello Kitty anything.

 

[aikanae1]

Ever watch that show "Hoarders"? I was on it last season.