Let's play a new game (contest)

[spacekitty]

'Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour...'

 

[ShariR]

I'll be right back.

 

[spacekitty]

For ISBN...

'Do I love cats? Of course I do! I have a whole freezer full of them...'

 

[Tish Talons]

" I would invite you in, but my mom is sleeping."

 

[Tish Talons]

"Do you smell that? Is that you or me?"

 

[Tish Talons]

"Since they gave me the lithium, I don't hear the voices any more. Did I take my pill today?..."

 

[Tish Talons]

"Wow. Not too worried about first impressions, are you?"

 

[Tish Talons]

" These are my good sweatpants."

 

[spacekitty]

'Do you know Jesus?'

 

[spacekitty]

'Is it in yet?'

 

[chigal]

'Is it in yet?'

SK, what kind of first dates are YOU having?!?

lol

 

[spacekitty]

'I experimented a lot with my roommate in college, and I’m pretty sure now that I’m straight...'

 

[cmdryker]

Not what to say, but 3 words never want to hear while making love.................... HUNNY I'M HOME........

 

[holly9000]

"I'm pretty sure my infection has cleared up"

 

[spacekitty]

"I'm pretty sure my infection has cleared up"

Or....

'Does this look infected to you?'

 

[Zee2006]

pull my finger!

 

[Zee2006]

the straight jackets were so tight!

 

[Zee2006]

that's where I keep my used condoms.

 

[Zee2006]

working at the funeral home has its fringe benefits *winks*

 

[spacekitty]

Mind if I smoke?
No... Mind if I fart?