Let's play a new game (contest)

[aikanae1]

You'll have to stop by and meet my cat (or dog) because I don't go out with anyone that my cat (or dog) doesn't like.

 

[aikanae1]

No, don't pick me up. I'll meet you somewhere.

 

[Poeia]

I'm trying to get in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world's largest collection of nail clippings. Wanna contribute?

 

[spacekitty]

'Do you use something on your hair, or is it naturally that greasy?'

 

[spacekitty]

'I’m not racist, some of my closest friends are black...'

 

[spacekitty]

'I have a confession to make…'

 

[jj2]

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

 

[spacekitty]

'You're not a cop, are you? I hear you have to tell me if you're a cop.'

 

[kritter]

That thar aids is reely bad stuff, glad I don't have that anymore!

 

[Thayamax]

My last girlfriend looked at me that way. They think she may walk again someday.

 

[MoonLit_Water]

Well Your Sister liked it!

 

[bsidb]

Im not wearing underware

 

[Thayamax]

I was abducted by aliens...twice!

 

[bsidb]

I make my own milk...

 

[Thayamax]

My doctor and the police won't allow me to have pets anymore, but your kitty is so cute.

 

[bsidb]

Ill catch our dinner

 

[djezewski]

I want you to meet my family.

 

[Thayamax]

Does this dress make me look fat?

 

[nomoe]

is that your purse vibrating?

 

[djezewski]

You look just like my sister.