Let's play a new game (contest)

[Zak Rabbit]

You've got a purdy mouth! (I've actually heard someone say this to a waitress...)

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer. : I


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[Thayamax]

Technically I've never been convicted.

 

[spacekitty]

'Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits like this.... and then I SMELL THEM!!'

(with my apologies to SNL...)

 

[skydragon]

Pay no attention to those sirens.

 

[spacekitty]

'Can you please not order that?? It’s REALLY expensive… unless you want to pay for it yourself of course. I have no objections to that!!'

 

[djezewski]

My ex used to say that all the time.

 

[ManuDawg]

So, is your sister seeing anyone?

 

[MrsCasey]

You have the same name as my prison pen pal. She made me angry, very angry.

 

[MrsCasey]

I think you'll get along great with my other three wives.

 

[Thayamax]

You have 2 kids, so if we get married we'll have an even dozen.

 

[ManuDawg]

Do you mind being blindfolded?

 

[Poeia]

How many positions from the Kama Sutra do you know?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

So, I heard this great joke in an A.A. meeting the other night...

 

[djezewski]

What do you think about ......?

 

[cvedrick]

Do you mind if my girlfriend watches?

 

[Thayamax]

Come on, handcuffs can be fun.

 

[djezewski]

Do you mind being the DD?

 

[etrick]

Im wearing protection

 

[Kenji]

If I spend anything more then $40, I better get some action.