Let's play a new game (contest)

[bambloo!™]

Girl I'm fixin to split ya in two

 

[Ebred]

That filet mignon was awesome. You got this?

 

[Reddhott]

People always confuse prison with jail. I’ve only been to one.

 

[Reddhott]

do you like whips n chains??

 

[PVPuff&Stuff]

Well, I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves.....and you're very entertaining as well.

Just a quick bump, I'll start the counting about this time tomorrow. Have a great holiday weekend!

 

[djezewski]

I know this is a bit strange but my DH caught my cat with her head in a bag of uncooked kluski noodles. She was munching away.

 

[aikanae1]

I hope you like cats. I have 190 of them.

 

[aikanae1]

I was paid $50 to go out with you.

 

[aikanae1]

Are you a virgin?

 

[jj2]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

[aikanae1]

I have a 3 date rule.

 

[Zak Rabbit]

Wow! Look at the boobs on that lady over there!

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

 

[djezewski]

My wife and kids would just love you!

 

[jj2]

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

 

[djezewski]

Are you still a virgin?

 

[skydragon]

I can give you the number to a great plastic surgeon.

 

[djezewski]

I'm here on a bet.

 

[Tish Talons]

Don't ask questions! Just keep a look out! You're going to get us caught!

 

[Tish Talons]

Oh my God! I love Barry Manilow!!

 

[Tish Talons]

Have you read "Mein Kampf"?