Let's play a new game (contest)

[skydragon]

Do you hear voices too?

 

[Sdh]

I forgot to take my meds......

 

[Sdh]

Oh, a friend of mine told me this one.

I have to use a coupon for the meal.

 

[skydragon]

My father owns several shot guns.

 

[skydragon]

Have you ever seen a rash that looks like this?

 

[jj2]

Answering Machine Saying: Sorry I can’t get to the phone right now because my girlfriend and I are doing our favorite thing together. Personally I like doing it up and down, while she likes doing it side-to-side r-e-a-l slow... So I’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.

 

[Ebred]

Yeah.. I always carry a roll of quarters in my pocket

 

[jj2]

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

 

[Ebred]

Sorry about the perfume, I just left the strip joint. You hungry?

 

[jj2]

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

 

[djezewski]

Can you excuse me while I check if I'm leaking?

 

[jj2]

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

 

[djezewski]

You look tasty.

 

[Dammage]

Do you hear those voices to?

 

[Heden Aklowd]

I hope you don't mind if my kids watch, I'm home schooling them & this could be their sex education class.

 

[ngc604]

My hero's? Well, Ted Bundy has really changed my life. Let me open the car door for you. Here I'll grab that crowbar.

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 2

 

[PVPuff&Stuff]

Not for entry....but......


Yeah, I'm not sure why your drink tastes funny. So, as I was saying....did you know you could put dirty underwear in the freezer instead of washing it? The cold kills all the bacteria.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

Say hello to my little friend

 

[spacekitty]

Is that a Provari in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me??

 

[tiggerrts]

Could you change into this dress? It was my wife's, and carry this purse.