Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick

[Uncle Willie]

Today, I caught up on a thread and replied to a frustrated ECF member that was going thru a downer on equipment and liquid .. and I thought, why not have a thread where we can maybe make light of, yet still convey a point as it relates to our lifestyle choice ..

PV use, e-liquid, Political Rant, personal experience, etc .. just be sure that your Limerick pertains to some aspect of the PV lifestyle .. and write it as a Limerick, please ..

I'll start with my Limerick from this morning ..


There once was a man Named Willie,
Who fiddled with his PV, yes, Really
At the End of the Day
He just wished it would go Away,
Then realized that would be Silly

 

[mare ze dotes]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like vaping
Vape

Just give me a moment.... I will come up with something better.
Very nice Uncle.

 

[Robino1]

There once was a girl named Robin
Who's PV was always a bobbin
Between mouth and hand
Then she joined a band
Now she is Rockin' Robin!

 

[JayTater]

There once was a vaper from St. Pete.
His liquids tasted of feet.
He set them on a shelf,
Next to the elf,
Found the steep made them sweet.

 

[retired1]

There once was a mod called retired1.
Who carried his hammer like a shotgun.
He patrols a thread
Which the rulebreakers dread
And kills things before the fun has begun.


(Carry on. No rules broken. Yet. )

 

[mare ze dotes]

There once was a girl named Robin
Who's PV was always a bobbin
Between mouth and hand
Then she joined a band
Now she is Rockin' Robin!

Yup. You came up with that fast. I can tell you are a vocalist! Cool gal.

 

[EddardinWinter]

There once was a girl named Robin
Who's PV was always a bobbin
Between mouth and hand
Then she joined a band
Now she is Rockin' Robin!

Robin made an innocent rhyme,
A PV mentioned inline,
But suggestions it made,
could quickly degrade,
So of course we soon saw the lion.

 

[Robino1]

There once was a mod called retired1.
Who carried his hammer like a shotgun.
He patrols a thread
Which the rulebreakers dread
And kills things before the fun has begun.


(Carry on. No rules broken. Yet. )

Speaking of which, the thread was closed before I could apologize for that misguided suggestion. sorry

Yup. You came up with that fast. I can tell you are a vocalist! Cool gal.

Hah! Thanks

 

[Robino1]

Uhhh....EDITED BY Robin so no trouble is made ..

Literally Laughing Out Loud!

I unliked the post so I could like it again!

 

[Uncle Willie]

There once was a mod called retired1.
Who carried his hammer like a shotgun.
He patrols a thread
Which the rulebreakers dread
And kills things before the fun has begun.

(Carry on. No rules broken. Yet. )

That, my friend, is excellent and you did it so fast ..

 

[EddardinWinter]

Literally Laughing Out Loud!

Look, I changed it and it's even better!

 

[JayTater]

There once was a plumber named Tater.
Cigarettes made him sound like Darth Vader.
Protank and Legend together,
Which he bought both from Heather,
He tossed the stinkies into a crater.

 

[Uncle Willie]

Robin made an innocent rhyme,
A PV mentioned inline,
But suggestions it made,
could quickly degrade,
So of course we soon saw the lion.

Eddard .. I actually hoped you'd find this thread as I figured you'd be able to "turn a word of two" ..

 

[retired1]

There once was a vaper in Toronto
Who tried to vape some fresh guano
He gagged at the taste
And thought what a waste
Tomorrow we'll try some Romano.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Eddard .. I actually hoped you'd find this thread as I figured you'd be able to "turn a word of two" ..

I am flattered. I saw the title and came by. Robin's entry made my post mandatory. Great thread Willie!

 

[Uncle Willie]

We like to Rant against the FDA
Many of us Wish they would go Away
But Once We've all had Our Say
All That's Left is to Pray

 

[JayTater]

 

[Vapian]

While I am a Billet Box Junky,
I admit that tank-filling is funky.
Pink tip goes in the hole
Push it 'til it is full...
(If you need me, I'll be in my bunky.)

 

[Robino1]

There once was an ECF Lion
That loved to tease Robin online
He thought she was prey
But she doesn't obey
So now he just keeps a tryin'

 

[Uncle Willie]

I have to say, we've got some really great rhymers .. and so funny I'm cracking up at some of these ..

Toronto
guano
Romano

I particularly like ..