Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick

[Talyon]

There once was a young man from Bangkok
Whose Vamo use to Rock
Then one day it became contrary
So he finally bought a Provari.

 

[JayTater]

This vaper sits bored in his truck.
With getting work, seems down on his luck.
Pisces clone in my hand,
Clouds thicker than sand,
I think I just ran over a duck...

 

[Robino1]

There once was a young man from Bangkok
Whose Vamo use to Rock
Then one day it became contrary
So he finally bought a Provari
So now he could rock from Bankok!.

Fixed it for you!
It needed the fifth line.

 

[Vapian]

Cigarettes made my wife mad
vaping costs sometimes made her quite sad
So I get my stuff now
But I don't tell her how
So I guess you could say, I "vape Bad"

 

[Uncle Willie]

A Clone to the Bone
Means it's Just Not Alone
There Are Many That Try
I Hope Your Battery won't Fry
Like it Did on My Phone

 

[JayTater]

vaping Bad is bada--!!

 

[retired1]

There once was a lady from Nantucket
Who kept her Provari in a bucket.
There came a huge wave
The Provari was saved
As it floated off to Pawtucket

 

[JayTater]

There once was a mod named Retired.
Who's ruled the forum since he was hired.
Heathers Army jacked the thread,
This gave him aches in his head,
But he stuck around even though he was tired.

 

[The Dingo]

There once was a vaper, The Dingo
And yet another, Robino
She bumped all the threads,
kept pain from his head.
Now, all he can blame is his vino.

 

[Uncle Willie]

There once was a young man from Bangkok
Whose Vamo use to Rock
Then one day it became contrary
So he finally bought a Provari.

May I revise very slightly ..

There once was a young man from Bangkok
That Stored His PV in a Sock
The Vamo it Could Rock
But Later Became Contrary
So He Busted out the card and Bought a Provari

 

[Asbestos4004]

Some new kid bought a clone
So Buzzlove began to moan
The crowd jumped in
buying clones is a sin
Moderator said "leave him alone".

 

[Uncle Willie]

As I sit on the Throne
Puffing Away, all Alone
The Mail's Not Delivered
My Gear's On The Truck
If I don't Get it Today, it would Suck

 

[JayTater]

There was once a guy from Redington.
His mod looked like a Remington.
Limerick thread on the forum started,
Retired kept bad posts thwarted,
And limericks were victims of editing.

 

[Dusty_D]

There once was a mod called Dusty
Women he liked ‘em, quite lusty.
Keeping spammers at bay,
He patrolled all day,
Vaping his NET’s that smelled quite musty.

Ole!

 

[Vapian]

While all of us are vaping fools
And love to put rhyme to these tools
Limericks have a rhyme scheme
(This one shows what that means)
These are limericks, not 'Nam; There are rules!

 

[Talyon]

There is a Kitty who likes to post alot
Who's very name is Ocelot
Kitty took a Provari
To Vape some Cherry
At 7.2 volts liked it Hot.

 

[Uncle Willie]

The Cop Said My PV Looked Funny
But Sir, It Cost a Whole Lot of Money
As He Continued To Stare
I Got Nervous, I Swear
And Wished I'd Been Using my Mini

 

[Vapian]

My every day mod APV
Is truly essential, you see?
Backup power to rock it
Prompts my wife's eyes to pockets;
"Are those batteries, or just happy to see me?"

 

[JayTater]

Some may call it funny.
Some, not including my hunny.
Vaping gear I must buy,
No officer,it don't get me high,
It does though, cost lots of money.

 

[mattiem]

There once was a poster named mattie
you will see that she's not very chatty
But games she plays to win vape stuff
'cause its seems there's never enough
To pass on to all that are ready


Sorry. I know I'm not very good at this but some of these are hilarious