Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick

[Robino1]

The limerick thread
Is the best one to be read
With your PV in hand
Not on the nightstand
Try not to laugh 'till you're dead

 

[JayTater]

With a limerick, I suppose,
A rule applies to the prose.
The rhyme you're aiming to do,
An order of 2-2-1-1-2,
Is more fun than stubbing your toes...

Or something like that.

Oh, rules of the thread, vape vape VAPE LOL

 

[JasonInTN]

There once was a vaper named Jason
The perfect PV he was chasin
A mall kiosk unobtainium watchamacallit
Devastated his innocent wallet
Now long FastTech lead times he's facin

 

[Robino1]

There once was a vendor named Heather
Who mixed liquids through all kinds of weather
They're the absolute best
I surely don't jest
Her mixing is truly clever

 

[glasseye]

Big ones or little ones had her all a flutter
The church ladies would look and give another mutter
As she raised the glistening tips
Right up to her luscious lips
She said "It's a PV so get your minds out of the gutter".

 

[Dusty_D]

There are rules to be followed on ECF, here.
You can bend but not break them, you hear.
The Mods here are fierce,
“They’re all Nazis!”, you curse.
Except for the ones that you hold dear.

 

[JayTater]

There once was a man from Tenasse.
His mods were made of brass.
When they clanged together,
They played Stormy Weather,
And juice leaked out of the glass.

Edited from the original version, which would have most likely gotten me booted for a spell

 

[EddardinWinter]

There once was an ECF Lion
That loved to tease Robin online
He thought she was prey
But she doesn't obey
So now he just keeps a tryin'

The lion's heart leads where it may,
he finds he can't stay away.
From the sweet singing Robin,
keeps his lionheart throbbin',
With her he's part predator, part prey.

 

[Robino1]

There are rules to be followed on ECF, here.
You can bend but not break them, you hear.
The Mods here are fierce,
“They’re all Nazis!”, you curse.
Except for the ones that you hold dear.

AWWWWWWW there are many that I hold dear!

I love all the great Mods
They all have sweet bods
And if you don't think
You'll be on the brink
Of being told bye-bye with a nod


Bwahahahaha!

 

[Uncle Willie]

Big ones or little ones had her all a flutter
The church ladies would look and give another mutter
As she raised the glistening tips
Right up to her luscious lips
She said "It's a PV so get your minds out of the gutter".

 

[JayTater]

The lion's heart leads where it may,
he finds he can't stay away.
From the sweet singing Robin,
keeps his lionheart throbbin',
With her he's part predator, part prey.

Sheeeeeeesh, I think the mush just made me barf just a bit!!

That's really smooth Lion!!!

 

[Uncle Willie]

There was an old man from Peru
Who stored his PV in his Shoe
While Walking One Night
He Got a Terrible Fright
And Thought He Had Stepped in Poo Poo

 

[EddardinWinter]

Sheeeeeeesh, I think the mush just made me barf just a bit!!

That's really smooth Lion!!!

I have a knack for it. Thank you, I appreciate you noticing.

 

[JayTater]

My local store has many flavors.
400 types bring so many cravers.
The juices they mix,
They give me my fix,
But the owner looks like Jim Neighbors.

 

[mare ze dotes]

The lion's heart leads where it may,
he finds he can't stay away.
From the sweet singing Robin,
keeps his lionheart throbbin',
With her he's part predator, part prey.

That is sweet. Public display of affection? PDA!

 

[Dusty_D]

That poor Lion, he been done had
For Rockin Robin, he's got it bad
A lovely love song for her, he wrote
For which he done got smote
So, after cheerleaders instead he chased, the lad!


Please excuse the travesty I just made of the English language..


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[JayTater]

Oh geez Dusty! That's rough LOL

 

[Uncle Willie]

I know a Young Lady Named Lou
Who Used Her PV and Turned Blue
She Claimed it Was Liquid
And The Color was Quite Vivid
Later Deciding She Liked The Hue

 

[Dusty_D]

Oh geez Dusty! That's rough LOL

I only tease the ones I care about. The Lion knows that.


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[glasseye]

There once was a gal from Toulouse
Who really had a screw loose
Every night around 10,
She'd whisper to the men-
Honey, can I taste your juice?

(sorrysorrysorry, these really are the tame ones lol)