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[Robino1]

There once was a noob to the forum
Wanted a cig-a-like for decorum
They were told 'No way'
You'll end up with mods anyway
And then need some way to store 'em

 

[SissySpike]

There once was a girl named Robin

A true sweet heart there was no denien

She organized world vape day

for all of us to have a say

Thank you a bunch

For sharing so much

Our thanks are way in abundance.

 

[Robino1]

Aww thank you

Hmmm to put a limerick here
I have one never fear
Also must have a vape
But OMG please not grape
I think I'm now in the clear.

 

[SissySpike]

Thanks to this thread

I cant think with out limericks in my head

I tried to escape but rhyming and vape

I fear is forever my fate.

 

[Dusty_D]

Thinking in rhymes is never easy,
in fact it makes my head quite dizzy.
Instead I'll stick to my coffee
and one of my vapes, of which I have plenty
and leave the rhyming to Spazzy*!


*Spazzy = Robin

 

[Robino1]

Thinking in rhymes is never easy,
in fact it makes my head quite dizzy.
Instead I'll stick to my coffee
and one of my vapes, of which I have plenty
and leave the rhyming to Spazzy*!


*Spazzy = Robin

There once was a Mod named Dusty
We know he likes the girls lusty
With me he likes to razz
And so he calls me Spazz
Of which I'll never get crusty

 

[Maggie3199]

There once was a vaper named Mare,

Without her vape, she became quite the bear,

One day she nearly choked,

As she thought she smelled smoke,

Alas, the coil had gotten into her hair!

 

[Maggie3199]

There once was a vaper named Bruce,

Who loved toking on his gourmet juice,

He lay down all his money,

As it was all sweet as honey,

Around his neck, the stinkies no longer had a noose!

 

[Talyon]

There was a young man from Kentucky
Whose eLiquid was kinda ducky
In the bottle was some heather
And a single feather
I guess he just wasn't lucky



Don't let the FDA read this one please....... LoL!

 

[Robino1]

Alarm! Warning! Rant ahead
It's all About that last thread
Do we guilt and browbeat
Or catch more being sweet
I'm getting a pain in my head

 

[AgentAnia]

It's one of those days I deplore.
My battery's dying once more.
The vendor's been paid
But the vapemail's delayed,
And the juice bottle just hit the floor.

 

[SissySpike]

I rhyme in the this post

To get likes from the host

If I have more likes than you

and that makes you blue

Nannar nanner boo boo

 

[SissySpike]

My Chiwawa is barkin and yappin

He dose not understand why Im postin and laffin

He lets out a sigh as he catches my eye

He just wants to walk and go crappin!

 

[JayTater]

The Jenn Air's been lit,
Shined with elbow grease and spit.
Pork loin's now roastin,
Vanilla Custard I'm toastin,
Grillin and vapin, that's the.... Um, stuff.

 

[Dusty_D]

The Jenn Air's been lit,
Shined with elbow grease and spit.
Pork loin's now roastin,
Vanilla Custard I'm toastin,
Grillin and vapin, that's the.... Um, stuff.

You could say "shizznit"!

 

[mattiem]

We dropped to page five
and it was giving me hives
Looked in for my crowd
when found I said right out loud
Alas....... I feel more alive

 

[AgentAnia]

EU's voting on ecigs tomorrow.
They'll possibly add to our sorrow.
Let's hope that they don't
So that we vapers won't
For our vapes have to beg steal or borrow.

They don't give a damn about health.
It's always about their own wealth.
So they shill for BP
And work hard for their fee
And conduct their discussions in stealth.

So what are we vapers to do?
Let them ban our ecigs, snus and chew?
Or continue to fight
For what's healthy and right?
This battle's for me and for YOU!

(The EU votes tomorrow (Oct. 8) on the Tobacco Products Directive.)

 

[Robino1]

EU's voting on ecigs tomorrow.
They'll possibly add to our sorrow.
Let's hope that they don't
So that we vapers won't
For our vapes have to beg steal or borrow.

They don't give a damn about health.
It's always about their own wealth.
So they shill for BP
And work hard for their fee
And conduct their discussions in stealth.

So what are we vapers to do?
Let them ban our ecigs, snus and chew?
Or continue to fight
For what's healthy and right?
This battle's for me and for YOU!

(The EU votes tomorrow (Oct. 8) on the Tobacco Products Directive.)

I couldn't like the above post
If they win the ANTZ will all boast
Let them all rot in hell
Their souls they will sell
And their hineys, I hope, will all roast!

*added* Praying for you all over there!

 

[Uncle Willie]

On Monday the New Week Begins
We Pay If We've Had Weekend Sins
I'm Puffin' While Sittin'
The PV's a Hittin'
I Thought I'd Just Post This for Shizznit and Grins

(thanks, Dusty .. )

 

[Dusty_D]

My work day has almost come to a close,
Oh yeah, it's definitely been one of those!

You know, where everyone likes to moan and gripe.
All I want to do is get home to my Pipe,
and a book, a movie or some prose.