Limericks .. Post A PV / Liquid / Rant Limerick

[Uncle Willie]

Some folks here have an asterisk.
Of mods, we have all asked what is this!
Have they done something wrong?
Are they expecting the gong?
Perhaps its people who Cher may have kissed?

These Asterisks I Don't Have a Clue
But I Won't Let Them Make Me Boo Hoo
For If They Have Meaning
Or Just Need Some "Cleaning"
Right Now, It's Time For a Brew

 

[EddardinWinter]

But a mod's been here participating,
Might keep such movement abating,
In Dusty we trust,
Remaining here, it must,
For many new vapers to be motivating.



Tapped out

 

[AgentAnia]

His friends thought his vapor suspicious,
But a vaper named Joe was ambitious.
He taught them alot
And now eGos they've got,
And they all think that vaping's delicious!

 

[Uncle Willie]

While all these limericks abound
I am lovin' all of the sound
We gotta keep vape related
Lest we get the mods irritated
And end up o'er in the lounge

I Keep Trying At Keepin' it Real
But The Topic Does Drift, Don't You Feel .. ??
It's an ECF Quandary
Let's Hang out The Laundry
And Get on With The Original Deal

 

[retired1]

There once was a mod in ECF land
Who found a thing that was begun again
He shined up his hammer
To shut up the yammer
And hopes that all understand.

 

[Robino1]

Since we need to keep this on topic
Lets get away from my biopic
I can't do RBA's
Nor those RDA's
Because, I confess, I'm myopic

 

[JayTater]

While I love to stay here and chat,
There's someplace I need to be at.
Shopping for supplies is in order,
To build my own mods, I'm a hoarder..
Cuz this clone mod is about to go SPLAT.

 

[EddardinWinter]

The eVic it counts all your puffs,
The Vamo's inexpensive enough,
The eGo's quite usefully small
And the twist a mini VW for all
But the ProVari makes 'em all look like fluff.



Tapped out

 

[Uncle Willie]

The Liquid I Ordered's A Bust
I Ask You, Who Can You Trust .. ??
Do They Mix in Tub .. ??
Am I Not in the Club .. ??
Cause I'd Rather Be Vaping a Shrub

 

[DavidOH]

Uncle Willie started a thread,
About PVs and vaping he said,
Limericks and rhymes just to past the time,
So we all partook,
Oh Crap! we're hooked,
Uncle Wille started a thread.

 

[Butters78]

I once tried to vape at a Starbucks
They looked at me like I was a duck
I did give the barista the finger
For quite a while my ry4 did linger
Please Google maps show me the closest Dunkin

 

[Uncle Willie]

A New ECF Rule I Propose
To Demand All Replies Be In Prose
While Your Head May Be Spinnin'
I Think We'd Be Winnin'
And The Emperor Just Might Get New Clothes

 

[AgentAnia]

"Eureka!" cried Nell with delight.
"I found an e-juice that's just right!
Now I'm vaping all day,
And if I have my way,
I'll be vaping well into the night!"

 

[Uncle Willie]

If You're Wondering What All This is About
There is No Need To Stand Up and Shout
If The Limerick is Funny
May it Make Your Day Sunny
And Hope Uncle Sam Decides to Stay Out

 

[Chakris]

There once was a young man from Bangkok
Whose Vamo use to Rock
Then one day it became contrary
So he finally bought a Provari.

Wonder who that is...

 

[Talyon]

There is this young man from Nantucket
Who's failed attempt to get Boba's said Fug-it
But the Vendors they are vast
So he put away the past
And now he Vapes without it

 

[Chakris]

May I revise very slightly ..

There once was a man from Bangkok
That Stored His VAMO in an old Sock
The Vamo was scary
So he bought a Provari
Now Provaried he Rocks in Bangkok

Uncle Willie, had to fix the rhyme a bit...

 

[Bassnorma]

I hope you all get my meaning
I'm on the forums when I should be cleaning
But this is so fun, I'm avoiding the sun
and there's much information I'm gleaning!

On Tuesday, I should have abed
but with so many posts yet unread,
I sat up too late
and woke in a state
I guess I'll get sleep when I'm dead!

 

[Uncle Willie]

Yes, This Thread Can Become an Addiction
But Don't Fret About That Affliction
It's All Harmless Fun
But I Gotta Run
Before I Will Need Interdiction ... !!!

 

[Gadd]

I'm counting--I'm starting year three
Of being completely smoke-free
And with cheer from my wife
I've extended my life
And my doctor is happy with me.