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[feldwin]

There once was a young man named Leo
Who thought vaping was really neato
His Provari made him sad
Because bottom feed... it no had
Now he's happy with his new Reo

 

[Uncle Willie]

I Once Roasted a Pig on a Spit
As If Anyone Gives Just One Whit
The Smell was Divine
As a Liquid I Thought it Would Shine
But Attempted Duplication Tasted Like Shizznit ..

 

[Uncle Willie]

On ECF Some Love To Gripe
And Throw in An Occasional Snipe
If Your Skin is Not Thick
Please Get Outa Here Quick
Or Get Ready To Smoke a Peace Pipe

 

[Talyon]

There once was a young man from Colorado
Who loved to watch reviews by PBusardo
He mimicked Phil to a tee
So his coils could run happily
And Now he's saving some dough.

 

[Orb Skewer]

It's simple enough for this lion to see,
That sweet Robin's honor and nobility,
Makes her an unreachable goal,
and so hunting efforts shall roll,
To some suitable prey that's more willing and free.

NOW your talkin !

 

[ta2dave76]

My order was placed a week ago
The post office sent it to Puerto Rico
I was not very happy
Postal tracking is very crappy
The postman should bring it today
If he does I will say yay
If not...the USPS will pay!!!!!!

 

[Talyon]

There was a young man from Bangor
Who wanted a device from Kanger
Off he went to the vendors
Only to find some blenders
Now he just sits in anger.

 

[AgentAnia]

A vaping enthusiast Steve
Wore his heart all exposed on his sleeve
For a vaper named Nell,
Who was quite the young belle,
Though she couldn't get him to believe

That she neither returned his affection
Nor shared his advanced predilection
For mech mods and tanks,
So she left him with thanks,
And went back to her nice Blu collection.

 

[Norman Clature]

there once was a fellow named Norm
whose tobacco left him in bad form
he figured the nic,
would be hard to kick,
so he writes verse and vapes up a storm

 

[Norman Clature]

I'm liking my sub-ohm build's radiance
and how it hits me instantaneous
but I don't have all day,
might there be a way,
to get my vape on intravenous?

 

[AgentAnia]

I'm liking my sub-ohm build's radiance
and how it hits me instantaneous
but I don't have all day,
might there be a way,
to get my vape on intravenous?

Outstanding!

 

[gsan]

I vape and I like to drip
with a 510 atty and a ceramic drip tip
how do i drip the juice?
do i twist the tip loose?
no matter with or with no drip tip!

 

[Norman Clature]

from this thread I'm afraid I'm deriving
that to work I shall be late arriving
I mean no offense,
are there new laws against,
texting while vaping while driving?

 

[Norman Clature]

Santa made a list then checked it twice
and said I'd been naughty, not nice
no shiny vape gear,
for poor Norman this year,
this NJoy will have to suffice

 

[Vapian]

A variation on one I submitted for a contest some time ago:

Auric Goldfinger looked to re-shape
The world in a brand-new landscape
When James lit up a Morland
Auric gave him a mod and
Said, "Mr. Bond ... I expect you to vape."

 

[yolo_]

there is a place called reoville
where everyone with reos will
gather for sharing
their stories and caring
while dancing on top of the hill