Yeah, me as well. Hey, wanna hang out and be useless together?

Monsieur Turtle, Mr. Gerry Mee, VP Ock, Cap't. Shady...... I do adore you all. Please always know that you bring HUGE smiles to me and to everyone lucky enuf to be in konnection with you.
And now...... lookie lookie here! Everyone? Meet Delilah! The QUEEN of LIKES, and the kindest and sweetest of ECFerettes.
Welcome, sweetie. I'm very glad you joined us!
Delilah, it's a bit like starting over, isn't it. We'll help you find the path that suits you. Yes, it's going to be a bit different, and you may even opt to retire some kartos on the way, but we'll help you make it work for you.
I'm STILL a low wattage, higher resistance, MTL (mouth to lung vs. direct lung/clouder) vaper, so I DO get it. And I have always and still love and use my Provis. I have a veritable stable of 'em!
It's completely understandable to me that you don't wish to build coils. I get that. In all honesty tho, IF IF IF coils dry up, there really is no choice but to learn to do it. I was ADAMANT about staying with kartos and pop in coils, but a few months ago, we took the plunge, bought several thousand Kayfuns, and learned to roll a little wire into a simple spiral, and stick a piece of cotton inside it.
It's not that bad! Honestly, it's not that difficult. The mind says "no", but the heart says "just try it". There are a bazillion YouTube vids you can watch (til you're blue in the face) to see how other people do it. And you don't need to do it well. You'll be very surprised once you let go and stick one toe in the shallow end.
In answer to your question, the spreadsheet (ha ha...... lots of old jokes there) is now public domain, so no, there is no 2016 version. Everyone is welcome to add and contribute.
For your short list, I like the Cool Fire. Innokin has proved themselves worthy of much attention and applause. DPL and I are getting the 18650 model, which just makes sense (to have swappable batts).
You MIGHT want to look at interim tanks like the Nautilus tanks (there are standard and minis). They take Aspire coils which are kwite good.
Thank you for the compleeeeeeeeeements on the TPuffs thread. That one has my heart as well. <wub>
Ask away. Everyone here is knowledgeable and helpful, friendly, warm, funny as hell, and just the best crowd.
Hugs~