Thanks all for your replies! I hooked it up to escribe (which took 3 cords to get it to connect ) and he hadn’t messed with any of the settings. I messed with a few to see if that would get the pods going, which was a negative. I’m fortunate that I work at a vape shop and it’s close by, so I stopped in quick and tested a pod before I bought it to see if it worked- worked fine! I primed it all up and it’s tooting along gloriously. So, I’m happy with my little device once again, but am definitely weary that I had TWO unusable pods. Thankfully, it appears that I am the minority and not many people have had defective pods, so hopefully it’s a one off situation.