Tonight's the night for UFC. that reminds me of a joke.
There was a rain delay in a baseball game. The announcer decided to take a poll of the audience to keep them occupied.
He asks, "How many of you have sex at least once a week?" About 50% of the crowd applauds.
He then asks, "How many of you have sex at least once a month?" About 50% of the crowd applauds.
He then asks, "How many of you only have sex once a year?" This one guy gets up and starts yelling and jumping up and down with excitement. The announcer said, "Sir, what are you so happy about, you only have sex once a year?" The guy yells back, "Tonight's the night."
