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Hey sweetie! I'm well. Just a little tired from the last 2 days.
It's going well so far. I'm learning a lot so my brain is on overload.
But so far I'm loving it. There's always something to do so it keeps me busby& time seems to fly by. How are you?
I'm doing ok, Chim, thanks for asking. We are having an extended summer here, with temps in the low 80s. Very unusual for October, but I'll take it.
Doing fair JerHi Dale
Sounds like good weather.I'm doing ok, Chim, thanks for asking. We are having an extended summer here, with temps in the low 80s. Very unusual for October, but I'll take it.
Only fair, Dale?
It's great weather for this time of year, but it won't last long. It's going to get cold, by the end of October.
It's great weather for this time of year, but it won't last long. It's going to get cold, by the end of October.
Okay ... except for my mouth hurting I'm doing good
::snicker:: and havin' fun
::snicker:: and havin' fun
The Elderly Irish Virgin
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it.
Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper "final" arrangements.
As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully.
A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.
He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma, but finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED"
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it.
Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper "final" arrangements.
As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone:
"BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully.
A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.
He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days, he agonized over the dilemma, but finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:
"RETURNED UNOPENED"
This one is better
One day, while enjoying a round of golf with friends, I accidentally overturned my cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in an apartment on the golf course where we were living in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay; what's your name?"
"Its Bob, and Im OK thanks," I replied.
"Bob, forget your troubles. Come to my apartment, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative cocktail, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said.
One day, while enjoying a round of golf with friends, I accidentally overturned my cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in an apartment on the golf course where we were living in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay; what's your name?"
"Its Bob, and Im OK thanks," I replied.
"Bob, forget your troubles. Come to my apartment, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative cocktail, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said.
Now wouldn't that be cool if we were the offspring of the Duke!
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If I can figure out how to post a video from my phone then this post will give you a peak at my kind of music
http://youtu.be/y3G5NpKu3c8
There will definitely be some language in the video cover your ears if you need to
Edit: it's edited so it's safe for everyone
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Well I listened to the whole thing and I can tell you for sure that I love that charger in the video and the awesome driving scenes on the bridge...very cool!
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Too funny Dale!!
I have a TRUE story....a couple summer's ago, my DH was playing in a golf tournament. The golf course was surrounded by very nice homes, as many are.
Well, to the golfers surprise, or should I say, PLEASANT surprise, there was a woman sunbathing topless on the patio of one of the homes. I think that was the fastest those guys ever golfed....and the slowest once they caught up to where she was. It was hysterical to listen to them all talking about it in the days that followed. How they all called their buddies who were golfing ahead, or behind them....and how some were wondering if anyone would notice if they backtracked to replay that hole....
I really thought my DH was just telling me that story to get me going, but that was not the case, it was true...
....speaking of DH, he has something he want's me to watch, so I'll leave you with that, and catch up with y'all again tomorrow.
Sleep well all!!
I have a TRUE story....a couple summer's ago, my DH was playing in a golf tournament. The golf course was surrounded by very nice homes, as many are.
Well, to the golfers surprise, or should I say, PLEASANT surprise, there was a woman sunbathing topless on the patio of one of the homes. I think that was the fastest those guys ever golfed....and the slowest once they caught up to where she was. It was hysterical to listen to them all talking about it in the days that followed. How they all called their buddies who were golfing ahead, or behind them....and how some were wondering if anyone would notice if they backtracked to replay that hole....
I really thought my DH was just telling me that story to get me going, but that was not the case, it was true...
....speaking of DH, he has something he want's me to watch, so I'll leave you with that, and catch up with y'all again tomorrow.
Sleep well all!!
Dale, I fell asleep listened to those videos..lol
And for some reason I cannot like anything or post emotions (sad face)
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And for some reason I cannot like anything or post emotions (sad face)
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True is always funnier Lori!Too funny Dale!!
I have a TRUE story....a couple summer's ago, my DH was playing in a golf tournament. The golf course was surrounded by very nice homes, as many are.
Well, to the golfers surprise, or should I say, PLEASANT surprise, there was a woman sunbathing topless on the patio of one of the homes. I think that was the fastest those guys ever golfed....and the slowest once they caught up to where she was. It was hysterical to listen to them all talking about it in the days that followed. How they all called their buddies who were golfing ahead, or behind them....and how some were wondering if anyone would notice if they backtracked to replay that hole....
I really thought my DH was just telling me that story to get me going, but that was not the case, it was true...
....speaking of DH, he has something he want's me to watch, so I'll leave you with that, and catch up with y'all again tomorrow.
Sleep well all!!
Good night dear
Awww! That no fair
Oh well, I'm pretty tired myself so I'm going to wish everyone a good night
's & {{{{hugs}}}}
Nite dale....callin it a night myself...luv ya lurkers
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I was wondering last night if anyone actually listened to the whole thing
glad you did stormy!! That charger is niceSent from my iPad using Tapatalk 2
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