Lurking?? How to find a home within all the forums and threads?

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    Huh :confused: Highlighting and copy/paste should work then ... unless it's from Photobucket or something then you use the URL to copy ... gee, I don't know then :unsure:

    Oh I wish Haze were around ... he would like this and LB will too!


    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
     

    Chimney34

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    All right, this thing is fixing to go in the bag... and we're off like a herd of turtles!

    {{{Hugs!}}} See you all later, if nothing else I should be home tomorrow night!

    Love ya, bye bye!!:)

    By Balwin! Enjoy your stay with your auntie. :)

    Huh :confused: Highlighting and copy/paste should work then ... unless it's from Photobucket or something then you use the URL to copy ... gee, I don't know then :unsure:

    Oh I wish Haze were around ... he would like this and LB will too!


    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

    I love that one!! Hehehe!!
     

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    I actually shook President Clinton's hand once. It was when he was running for President (the first time). His bus came through the town I lived in, so we all went out to the street to see. He was walking along the outside of the bus shaking hands. It was pretty cool...at the time.:laugh: He was really nice looking back then. I will give him that!! ;)
     

    Rat2chat2

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    Yep! :D


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    And don't forget he squeezed in eating my darn gas cap off the chipper. heehee

    gas cap.jpg True story..... they've eaten 3 gas caps. But on the positive side.... they sure run fast. bahahaha
     

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    She's a young'un too ;)
    And you're always welcome to hang out, grab a chair!
    You & Wheezal know eachother? :?:

    Yes, I met him in one of my 12 step meetings...

    (or was it in the probation office?)

    (or the 2nd Crusade in a prev life?)

    Be nice to wheez; he plays well with others, but tends to be distracted easily.
     

    Rat2chat2

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    Honey ... what are you using to access ECF? Tablet, phone, computer ???

    Stole this :D

    Former President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked ........., but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

    He (Clinton) was on the news last night talking against the new healthcare and he looked awful. So much weightloss. His little neck look way to thin. I think he maybe sick or something. But he sure can play a sax. heehee
     

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    Yes, I met him in one of my 12 step meetings...

    (or was it in the probation office?)

    (or the 2nd Crusade in a prev life?)

    Be nice to wheez; he plays well with others, but tends to be distracted easily.



    12 steps? thats 11 steps more than i care for.

    and someone like doesn't get probation, no, we serve our full sentence for the safety of the community at large.

    2nd crusade? i wasn't part of that, anytime wars start involving counting or math, i opt out.

    and i am not distracted easily, i just get enthralled by shiny objects because they obviously carry magical powers.








    also, i like cheese.
     

    Rat2chat2

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    Good morning Dale! Good morning lurkers! :wub:

    Feel better Robin! {{{HUGS}}}

    It appears that pouches of chew are rather high in nic! Who knew! I wish I knew if the sites are true or it is scare tactic type stuff... :unsure: Well, I can take anything from 0 to 24 for her to try so we shall see!

    Have a good few days all! See you on Friday if not before!:)

    Chewing tobacco: Not a safe alternative to cigarettes - MayoClinic.com
    and if that is not enough....
    Smoking: Does it cause wrinkles? - MayoClinic.com

    My secret to no wrinkles......stay fluffy. bahahahaha
     

    daleron

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    Okay, I had a thought ... next time Teegan show's up one of you other's tell her how in different language. I know it took someone who spoke my language to teach me how to do a link ... maybe Teegan needs some different words like I did? :?:
    I actually shook President Clinton's hand once. It was when he was running for President (the first time). His bus came through the town I lived in, so we all went out to the street to see. He was walking along the outside of the bus shaking hands. It was pretty cool...at the time.:laugh: He was really nice looking back then. I will give him that!! ;)
    Well, aren't you special? :2cool:

    Bet you've washed since then ;)
    And don't forget he squeezed in eating my darn gas cap off the chipper. heehee
    True story..... they've eaten 3 gas caps. But on the positive side.... they sure run fast. bahahaha
    :ohmy: That's a lotta caps!
    Hi Rat2 :wub:
    Win anything yet?
    Yes, I met him in one of my 12 step meetings...
    (or was it in the probation office?)
    (or the 2nd Crusade in a prev life?)
    Be nice to wheez; he plays well with others, but tends to be distracted easily.

    12 steps? thats 11 steps more than i care for.
    and someone like doesn't get probation, no, we serve our full sentence for the safety of the community at large.
    2nd crusade? i wasn't part of that, anytime wars start involving counting or math, i opt out.
    and i am not distracted easily, i just get enthralled by shiny objects because they obviously carry magical powers.
    also, i like cheese.
    Hee hee! You two are a blast :D
    My secret to no wrinkles......stay fluffy. bahahahaha
    That's my story and I'm stickin' to it :pervy:


    Hummmm ........ so where did everybody go? :confused:

    :laugh:
     
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