On January 9, a group of New Orleans, LA bikers were riding west on Hwy 90 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Huey P. Long Bridge, so they stopped.
George, their leader - a big burly man of 53 - gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said: "Hey, baby... whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She replied tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!"
While George didn't want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss this "Be a Legend" opportunity, either, so he said: "Well, before you jump, honey babe, why don't you give ole George, here, your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss, followed immediately by another, even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper - and then said: "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had, honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, sugar shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she/he jumped, or was pushed.
You don't gotta do that 
Hey Dale, Good Morning to you. Hope you have a good day at work. Do you have to work all day? Just wondering.
