Lurking?? How to find a home within all the forums and threads?

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Muldemar

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I my experience girls are more difficult than boys to raise :blink:

Oh well :unsure:

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long." He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out." The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this ch eck out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..." The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen.
 
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long." He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out." The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this ch eck out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap." The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..." The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen.

lmao that is priceless, and describes how I feel while out shopping with my daughter!!!!!
 

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    Good morning lovely Lurkers :)

    Dale I sent you a message on Facebook don't know if you can see it or not
    GG! I saw it today, so so cute :wub:
    Morning all :) We're with family this week having early Thanksgiving, so if I'm not around (at all...LOL), that's why.
    I'm soooooooo not caught up either, so someone take cliff notes for me :laugh:

    Have a wonderful day everyone!! :wub: Y'all!!!
    :shock: Lori!! :wub:
    So good of you to stop in :) I'll try to keep you updated but so far it's been kind a slow :unsure:

    Let's see now hello to balwin, Teegan, Mul, Haze, Rat2, I think I saw Robin, Lori and GG. Oh and Wheezal :)
    :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: :D


    Where is my LB? :unsure:
     

    daleron

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    Hey! Can you relate? :laugh:

    :lol::lol::lol:

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    balwin

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    Sweet dreams ya'll!

    I'm a happy girl tonight! Went to met the kids for the granddaughter's birthday so had a good time there. They brought me my mail so I got vapemail which I love to get! My 2 vamo both came, a second eternity and I also got a couple packages of juices too! What more can one ask for!
    :)
     

    Rat2chat2

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    Good Morning to everyone when they get here. goodmorning.jpg

    My son got home from his 2 day conference and you should see all the little goodies he brought back. Almost makes me want to go to work so I can go on one of those things. (it will have to be 3rd shift, heehee). He won a Kindlepaperwhite. It is so neat and so lightweight. Makes me want to read a book again. Now I just have to find a way to talk him out of it. I use to love reading until I started vaping. heehee Most of the time he just gives me stuff to shut me up. He's given me a computer, laptop and a tablet. He might as well give me the bookreader. Resistance is futile. I'll wear him down.

    Well, everyone have a wonderful day.
     

    daleron

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    Good morning to all my Lovely Lurker's!! :wub::wub::wub:




    Just stopping by to say hello as well. It was a long 12 hour day for me & I'm totally beat.
    Hope everyone has a great night!
    See you all in the morning:wub:
    Hello darlin' girl :wub: Bet you did have a rough day huh? :?: I can't even begin to imagine!
    I'll miss you this morning but hope that you slept well, I know I did :)
    Sweet dreams ya'll!

    I'm a happy girl tonight! Went to met the kids for the granddaughter's birthday so had a good time there. They brought me my mail so I got vapemail which I love to get! My 2 vamo both came, a second eternity and I also got a couple packages of juices too! What more can one ask for! :)
    Hey there balwin :wub: Glad you had a good time at the GD's b-day party :)
    Oooo! We love to hear about Vapemail here :) What kind of juice's did you get? :?:
    Hi, everyone. My name is Tish, and I am addicted to lurking.

    Thanks for inviting me over here, GaMntGrl. I'm resisting the urge to read back. ;)
    Hello and welcome Tish!!! GG did mention that you might come by :)
    They call me Dale and normally I'm around just about all the time but I'm working right now to help an old boss out.
    Hopefully we'll be back up to full steam in a week or two!
    Good Morning to everyone when they get here. View attachment 275114

    My son got home from his 2 day conference and you should see all the little goodies he brought back. Almost makes me want to go to work so I can go on one of those things. (it will have to be 3rd shift, heehee). He won a Kindlepaperwhite. It is so neat and so lightweight. Makes me want to read a book again. Now I just have to find a way to talk him out of it. I use to love reading until I started vaping. heehee Most of the time he just gives me stuff to shut me up. He's given me a computer, laptop and a tablet. He might as well give me the bookreader. Resistance is futile. I'll wear him down.
    Well, everyone have a wonderful day.
    Rat2chat2 dear girl! :wub:
    I was a bit worried about you since you got so quiet all of a sudden :ohmy: Were you just catching up with the DS?
    I want one of those Paperwhite's too, but I have to wait for one of my Kindle's to die first :oops:


    Hey everyone, if I don't see you this morning have a wonderful wonderful day! :wub:

     

    wheezal

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    hey, i think i'm not sick today! yay!

    i mean i'm still contagious, and i haf to have a doctor's note to handle any sharp object...but the cold/sinus-infection appears to be mostly gone. so, thats progress!



    also, today is National Stuffing Day! think you will impress your family with your stuffing at Thanksgiving dinner and finally get your parents off your back at about your career choices and the fact that your kids just aren't as well behaved as they should be? Today is the day to give that famous recipe a try! Stuff a chicken breast, or a pork loin, or wrap bacon around it! Prepare to for stuffing it in your parents face with the fact you make more money than they do and frankly you dont care if they dont like the crown molding in your house!
     
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