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Bet Haze is gettin' curious about us late pj wearin' women now!
Serve's him right!
Fun isn't it? Oh okay. I think I'm over the shock now and can laugh about it now. Sort of.Hmm, do tell!
Last week (or the week before?) my husband had run to the post office. I was sittin' down here on the computer when I heard him pull into the driveway and start honking the horn. He honked multiple times so I started wondering if there was a bear out there and he was trying to get it to go away. So I went up, swung the door open and well... it wasn't my husband. It was the UPS man... standing RIGHT THERE. I uh... wasn't dressed. I was wearing my 'little black nighty'. And so, reacting in the most reasonable manner... I didn't say a word. I just shut the door in his face.
And while I stood there dying of embarrassment, my dog let me know he wasn't going away! So.. I opened the door a crack, peeked through it and asked, "do you need me to sign for that?" He answered, "Yes ma'am. That's why I'm still standing here."
So... I told him just a minute, ran and got dressed and had to go out and sign the stupid thing acting like absolutely nothing awkward had happened. And my husband says we'll be using Fed-Ex for the next few years. 
Oh okay. I think I'm over the shock now and can laugh about it now. Sort of.
Last week (or the week before?) my husband had run to the post office. I was sittin' down here on the computer when I heard him pull into the driveway and start honking the horn. He honked multiple times so I started wondering if there was a bear out there and he was trying to get it to go away. So I went up, swung the door open and well... it wasn't my husband. It was the UPS man... standing RIGHT THERE. I uh... wasn't dressed. I was wearing my 'little black nighty'. And so, reacting in the most reasonable manner... I didn't say a word. I just shut the door in his face.
And while I stood there dying of embarrassment, my dog let me know he wasn't going away! So.. I opened the door a crack, peeked through it and asked, "do you need me to sign for that?" He answered, "Yes ma'am. That's why I'm still standing here."
And it's STILL funny!!
Oh okay. I think I'm over the shock now and can laugh about it now. Sort of.
Last week (or the week before?) my husband had run to the post office. I was sittin' down here on the computer when I heard him pull into the driveway and start honking the horn. He honked multiple times so I started wondering if there was a bear out there and he was trying to get it to go away. So I went up, swung the door open and well... it wasn't my husband. It was the UPS man... standing RIGHT THERE. I uh... wasn't dressed. I was wearing my 'little black nighty'. And so, reacting in the most reasonable manner... I didn't say a word. I just shut the door in his face.
And while I stood there dying of embarrassment, my dog let me know he wasn't going away! So.. I opened the door a crack, peeked through it and asked, "do you need me to sign for that?" He answered, "Yes ma'am. That's why I'm still standing here."
That gave me a good chuckle, thanks! It happens and I bet it wasn't the first time it happened to him.
I could tell you some stories about people coming to the door at an inappropriate time, but I'll be good.
Still can't see it, but thanks! And why aren't we friends??Kayte, try it again. I had it set so that only my friends could see but I opened it up now ... just for you!
There there... it'll be okay. Probably.Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There are TWO ghost's here Kayte!!! I'm a scared!8-o
That's easy for you! You're one of 'em!I ain't afraid of no ghost!!
And I appreciated it!We're friends Haze & she still can't see mine
I'm just slow. lolHey Kayte! Speak up!
I wasn't serious about the Shhhhhhhh!
Yeah yeah yeah. You're gonna have to try harder than that. I ain't a scared of you.
LOL!
Hey Luvey
Ya'll if I don't take Elly outside for a walk she's gonna give me a not so nice surprise if you know what I mean.
Be back in a little while
Leave me something to read when I get back!
Hey Luvey
Ya'll if I don't take Elly outside for a walk she's gonna give me a not so nice surprise if you know what I mean.
Be back in a little while
Leave me something to read when I get back!
And my husband says we'll be using Fed-Ex for the next few years.
LOL!
It could have been worse! I had a similar incident some time ago. I have a problem with possums trying to eat the cat food that I set out on the front porch so every so often I have to remind them why they shouldn't do that ( I have a low powered BB pistol that won't even break the skin, only stings a little and yes, I did try it on myself Thank You!
). Well, I hear one out there, they always knock over the metal water bowl first for some reason, and I ran out there, chased it around the side of the yard, looked up to see my neighbors standing there staring at me with groceries in their hands. It's only at that point that I realized that I ran out with nothing on but my boxer briefs having just recently gotten out of the shower ... I was going to explain but given I had what looked to be a real gun in my hand, I opted to just slink back inside. Of course these are folks that I pretty much see on a regular basis mind you ...
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I haven't had much of a problem with delivery persons, mostly unwanted solicitors here......................and I have fun with that sometimes 
No. It's only now starting to be funny!And it's STILL funny!!
lol Glad I could provide a chuckle. Yeah... he's probably encountered worse. Problem is that this one involved ME!That gave me a good chuckle, thanks! It happens and I bet it wasn't the first time it happened to him.
I could tell you some stories about people coming to the door at an inappropriate time, but I'll be good.
I have way too many 'most embarrassing moments'. This is just the most recent.
My sister was a speaker/singer and one day I discovered that she had kept a file of all my embarrassing moment stories. A file! The woman literally kept a file on me! She would use them when she'd go speak somewhere.
No. It's only now starting to be funny!
lol Glad I could provide a chuckle. Yeah... he's probably encountered worse. Problem is that this one involved ME!
I have way too many 'most embarrassing moments'. This is just the most recent.
My sister was a speaker/singer and one day I discovered that she had kept a file of all my embarrassing moment stories. A file! The woman literally kept a file on me! She would use them when she'd go speak somewhere.
I'm sure he has, I did some work for the local cable company here for a while and let me tell you some women do that and worse intentionally...........
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......but, but,......I don't wanna be a PIRATE!!
Hey everybody!! Do you know how hard it is to stealth read while at work?!!! I may be one of your ghosts too....
We are friends, it's just not official.
I purposely don't make friendship requests to women because I don't want to make them uncomfortable if they'd rather not or think I'm some kind of stalker. Especially after some of the goings on here with a few dirtbags.Yeah yeah yeah. You're gonna have to try harder than that. I ain't a scared of you.
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