Awww, thank you; you're too kind
And here I have forgotten to entertain Lori!!!
Here you go sweetie
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Awww, thank you; you're too kind
And here I have forgotten to entertain Lori!!!
Here you go sweetie
LOL, I really didn't expect you to respond
I'm having a terrible day, LOL!!! It can only get better tho'
Working!!!Were is everybody?
ECF is really wonky today AND I think they've been hacked or something
I'm getting weird "blue" word's & if I hover over them there is an advertisement thereAnyway:
A man woke up and found himself in a hospital, a doctor at his bedside.
The doctor asked him if he knew how he'd gotten there.
The man said no, he had no idea. The doc asked him what was the last thing he remembered.
"I was playing golf with my wife. It was a beautiful day and we were getting along well for once."
"Well, my wife hit a tee shot and it went to the right and into a cow pasture. We went in to look for the ball among the animals when I noticed that one of the cow's tails was twitching kinda strangely. Sure enough, when I moved the tail, there was my wife's golfball wedge between the cows ....-cheeks."
"Still lifting the tail, I turned to her and said 'Honey, this looks like yours'."
"And that's the last thing I remember, doc."
Never heard of it but yeah, I need to get my computer guy over here
Hi Ya' Kelli! Long time no see
Glad you stopped by!Not for the athiest:
NEED YOU NOW (How Many Times) by Plumb (official lyric video) - YouTube
What's the difference between a Big-city zoo and a Hillbilly zoo?
On the cage in a city zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.
A Hillbilly zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
A city slicker came upon two country folk balancing a long piece of lumber vertically on the ground, while a third fellow with a measuring tape climbed up on the lumber.
“What are you doing?”, asked the urbanite. “We are trying to measure this piece of wood,” replied the country cousin.
“Why not lay it down and measure it?,” asked the city fellow.
Nope,” replied the country boy. “That won’t do it! We want the height, not the length!”
On the cage in a city zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin.
A Hillbilly zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
A city slicker came upon two country folk balancing a long piece of lumber vertically on the ground, while a third fellow with a measuring tape climbed up on the lumber.
“What are you doing?”, asked the urbanite. “We are trying to measure this piece of wood,” replied the country cousin.
“Why not lay it down and measure it?,” asked the city fellow.
Nope,” replied the country boy. “That won’t do it! We want the height, not the length!”
Oh Deej! You ought'ta love this one
A man is walking along a street when he sees an old man sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. The guy must've been pushing 90 yrs old.
"What's the matter, old timer?"
Barely able to compose himself, the old man tells his story.
"I have a million dollar home, 10,000 square feet! Maids, butlers and a chaffeur are ready to grant my every wish.
I've got so much money, even Bill Gates is jealous.
And on top of that, I'm married to last year's Miss Universe runner-up. She makes every man drool when she walks down the street. She's so hot for me, she rips my clothes off whenever I walk in the door.
"Wow, old man, that's a fantastic life! Why are you sitting here crying?"
Breaking down again, the old man screams "I can't remember where I live!!"
And:
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
A man is walking along a street when he sees an old man sitting on the curb crying his eyes out. The guy must've been pushing 90 yrs old.
"What's the matter, old timer?"
Barely able to compose himself, the old man tells his story.
"I have a million dollar home, 10,000 square feet! Maids, butlers and a chaffeur are ready to grant my every wish.
I've got so much money, even Bill Gates is jealous.
And on top of that, I'm married to last year's Miss Universe runner-up. She makes every man drool when she walks down the street. She's so hot for me, she rips my clothes off whenever I walk in the door.
"Wow, old man, that's a fantastic life! Why are you sitting here crying?"
Breaking down again, the old man screams "I can't remember where I live!!"
And:
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you use a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
Dean! Thank you so much
I found a web site on how to remove that & I'm not seeing it anymore
Still gonna get Trevor over here tho', it's high time my baby had a check-up!
I think I'd change that to:
Kinky is when you use a feather; Fetish is when you use the whole chicken; Perverted is when the chicken is dead.
YMMV
I think I'd change that to:
Kinky is when you use a feather; Fetish is when you use the whole chicken; Perverted is when the chicken is dead.
YMMV
Oh Elf! Are you up & running or still stuck on the phone?
I think I'd change that to:
Kinky is when you use a feather; Fetish is when you use the whole chicken; Perverted is when the chicken is dead.
YMMV
Is using a dead chicken considered necrocluckia?
Hey STORMY! Need another massage???
This is me ................ waiting for everybody to get home......
Oh dear! Somebody stop me!
This is me ................ waiting for everybody to get home......
Oh dear! Somebody stop me!
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