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    Obama fans???

    Clocks in Heaven

    A man died and went to heaven. As he arrived, he saw a huge wall of clocks.

    He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

    St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

    'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

    'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie in her entire life.’

    'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

    St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

    'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

    St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'​
     

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