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Muldemar

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
 

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    Gotta work tonight, and today........ugh laundry its multiplying while I sleep or something
    Ugh, yeah ... it does that! 8-o
    "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
    :lol::lol::lol: How you doing Mul? :D
     
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    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

    Ha priceless!
     

    daleron

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    Goodmorning..Doing good..considering I only have 1 eye open:laugh:
    LOL's, I know what you mean ... but I've been up since 2:30 ... well except for the hour I slept sitting up with my head hanging over! :laugh:
    Wally world scares me, the people there are.........questionable
    Hahaha! True that! :rolleyes:
     

    Robino1

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    Oooo! Good morning Robin! :wub:

    How you feeling?:?:

    I'm feeling much better, thank you! :)
    One thing about me, I hide when things get to me. Once it gets out of my system (time....) I'm fine. I try very hard not to dwell on bad and look for positives. Silver linings and all that good stuff ;)

    I figured out the silver lining in this mess :D. MIL needs more work done to get her flower beds in shape, now I have the time to help! We've been over there every day this week. I've been weeding and hauling trimmings from overgrown bushes. Yesterday we all went out and bought new plants to put in today. It's going to be beautiful!

    When I work in the garden, I think about......well.....nothing! :laugh: It's like my form of meditation.

    :wub:
     

    wheezal

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    I'm feeling much better, thank you! :)
    One thing about me, I hide when things get to me. Once it gets out of my system (time....) I'm fine. I try very hard not to dwell on bad and look for positives. Silver linings and all that good stuff ;)

    I figured out the silver lining in this mess :D. MIL needs more work done to get her flower beds in shape, now I have the time to help! We've been over there every day this week. I've been weeding and hauling trimmings from overgrown bushes. Yesterday we all went out and bought new plants to put in today. It's going to be beautiful!

    When I work in the garden, I think about......well.....nothing! :laugh: It's like my form of meditation.

    :wub:


    just do what i do:

    take all those negative emotions and stuff them into a deep black ball nestled far within your psyche. just keep packing things in there like a negative emotion black hole and dont let them creep out. stuff and jam all the anger, sadness, grief, lack of pork byproducts, pettiness, jealously, curdled diary, etc., into the festering evil ball deep inside your soul.

    what's the worst that could happen?

    sure every few months you need to go on a 6 state killing spree, but on the outside, the facade is perfection. and thats what's really important, whats on the outside.
     

    Robino1

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    just do what i do:

    take all those negative emotions and stuff them into a deep black ball nestled far within your psyche. just keep packing things in there like a negative emotion black hole and dont let them creep out. stuff and jam all the anger, sadness, grief, lack of pork byproducts, pettiness, jealously, curdled diary, etc., into the festering evil ball deep inside your soul.

    what's the worst that could happen?

    sure every few months you need to go on a 6 state killing spree, but on the outside, the facade is perfection. and thats what's really important, whats on the outside.

    :lol: Mr. Robin is my rock when venting is needed. I vent, it all comes out, I just don't dwell on the issue. What's done is done. ;) I pretty much cried for 2 days, off and on, but the poison is out of my system. Time to move on. :D
     

    LoriP1702

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    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
    LMBO!!
    ......my DH actually told me once that if I could find a sugar daddy (to support "us") that he'd be willing to share......:lol:

    just do what i do:

    take all those negative emotions and stuff them into a deep black ball nestled far within your psyche. just keep packing things in there like a negative emotion black hole and dont let them creep out. stuff and jam all the anger, sadness, grief, lack of pork byproducts, pettiness, jealously, curdled diary, etc., into the festering evil ball deep inside your soul.

    what's the worst that could happen?

    sure every few months you need to go on a 6 state killing spree, but on the outside, the facade is perfection. and thats what's really important, whats on the outside.
    :blink::laugh:.......EXCELLENT advice!! :lol:

    ......well, I guess there is NO denying it anymore, I have a cold :( UGH.
    Yes, and I feel like a train has run over me too. I tried to will it off with the power of positive thinking, but alas, I was not successful.
     
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