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[daleron]

Yeah me too. We could have the coffee after just to recoup from the buffet.

And then go back to the buffet

 

[Rat2chat2]

I don't know how you do it. You pop in and out like the butler in the Adam Sandler movie Mr. Deeds. heehee

 

[daleron]

I don't know how you do it. You pop in and out like the butler in the Adam Sandler movie Mr. Deeds. heehee

Multible tabs open

I don't know how you type so fast!

 

[balwin]

Where's Balwin? Have those cows run away from home again?

I just want to also add....... even though I am not an advance vaper, I can tell so much difference in my jooses. That over I'm having over active tastebuds today. Either way...I'm a happy tooter.View attachment 273097

Yeah, they did...dumb cows! Well, at least this time they didn't go for the road, just a neighbors CRP so that isn't as major. Hubby went south to check out the new "girls" and take them some cake so I have a few minutes!

Good morning all! Lori and GNG feel better, colds blow!

 

[Rat2chat2]

Believe it or not........my fingers are the only thing that doesn't hurt on me most of the time. Maybe it is because I am moving my fingers but not my behind. heehee I don't care. My world seems right when I am in my recliner.

 

[Rat2chat2]

Cake? Did someone say "cake"? heehee

 

[Rat2chat2]

Yeah, they did...dumb cows! Well, at least this time they didn't go for the road, just a neighbors CRP so that isn't as major. Hubby went south to check out the new "girls" and take them some cake so I have a few minutes!

Good morning all! Lori and GNG feel better, colds blow!

What is CRP?

 

[balwin]

What is CRP?

CRP is land that was farmed, uncle sam said, if you don't plant it with a crop and reseed it we will pay you not to plant... so the farmers don't plant it and they get paid for that. Works for me, we aren't farmers and don't do any crops...mostly it isn't all that palatable to cattle, they just like the idea of being out and about I think...

Cake is a compressed grain, hay and such that is in large pellets. It is fed in the fall and winter to give the protein and nutrients that isn't available in the grass. It isn't as filling as hay or grass so they still need their "bulk" food too. Usually, in the colder months we feed hay one day and cake the next.

 

[Teegan]

Afternoon ladies, just wanted to pop in and wish everyone a HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!

Big squeezes

 

[daleron]

Afternoon ladies, just wanted to pop in and wish everyone a HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!

Big squeezes

Good afternoon Teegan! {{{squeezes}}} back


Well, I gotta go do some stuff & eat ... catch ya' later gals

 

[daleron]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."








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[daleron]

Wow! Too good not to borrow

originally posted by Sundrinkr​

Status seekers - I never cared
Once I found out they never dared
To seize the world and shake it upside down
And every stinking bum should wear a crown

Sayin' I cry for love
Till all the plates are broken
Cry for love
Until my eyes are soakin'
Yeah cry for love
On every salmon mornig
Cry for love
'cause imitation's boring
Cry for love

Bad tv that insults me freely
Still I know what I'm dyin' to see
In searching for a meaningful embrace
Sometimes my self-respect took second place

An' I cried for love
I did what my heart told me
Cried for love
Can't stand it
When they scold me
Yeah I cried for love
On every salmon morning
Yeah I cry for love
'cause imitation's boring
Cry for love

Surfers ride for love and wipe out when it hits 'em
Soldiers kill for love and nobody admits it
If you're cryin' for love well, that's ok don't sweat it
If you're cryin' for love then there's still a chance you'll get it
Cry for love

 

[daleron]

Don't Go Breakin' My Heart- Elton John and Kiki Dee

Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my heart
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knock on my door
I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
When I was down
I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my heart
I gave you my heart

So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart

And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
I've got your heart in my sights













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[daleron]

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[DaveOno]

Our friend looks out to the street and sees quite a sight. There are 2 white hearses, then a man walking a pit bull, then about 2,000 more people following, all in a very long procession.

Curiosity gets the better of our friend, who walks up to the man with the dog and asks him what's up?

The man replies,"See those two hearses? That's my wife and my mother in law. They were mauled and killed the other day by this here pit bull."


Our friend replied, "Oh, my God!".





Then after a moment, asked, "I'm very sorry, but do you think, well, can I borrow that dog?"












The guy pointed backwards and replied, "Sure, get in line..."

 

[Chimney34]

Hey Lurker fam!
Long day at work and now I have to cook dinner. Don't know why I agreed to do that. Lol!
Just wanted to check in & send my to you all.

 

[daleron]

Well ...
I was gonna say hi Chim but I see you're gone all ready?

Oh well Hi!

 

[LoriP1702]

Evening all!!

Enjoy your dinner date Chim!!

Dale, loved your posts above.

So I'm feeling a little better. Have rested all day, getting kind of sore from resting.

 

[daleron]

Evening all!!

Enjoy your dinner date Chim!!

Dale, loved your posts above.

So I'm feeling a little better. Have rested all day, getting kind of sore from resting.

Glad to entertain Lori, and very happy to hear you are feeling some better!

 

[GaMntGirl]

Pg you can get at tractor supply by the gallon if they ask it's for your cows udders
Vg you can get at any pharmacy. Cvs Walgreens Wally World it is used as a lotion. If you can't find it ask the pharmacy folks they will know where they put it.

That site said 100% pure-that's not possible. 99.5 % is.....
You want vegetable glycerin not animal.