No knocking on the southern sweet tea, now. We get rather protective over our tea.
Hopefully not an inappropriate questionO Brother @2buildawall it is true. When a man (or worse yet--a sloth) indeed goes out of control, he/she/it begins making milk of ones own nuts.
What's worse? This particular sloth, who is truly insane, does not just milk one nut and one nut alone.
Many nuts.
Hazelnuts.
Cashews.
Almonds.
And beyond one day mayhaps
A sloth with a nut milk bag and a blender means dangerous things for the household.
...you, too, could one day lose control.
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Fellow Tennessean,Hopefully not an inappropriate question.....but how does one go about making nut milk!!
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O Brother @2buildawall it is true. When a man (or worse yet--a sloth) indeed goes out of control, he/she/it begins making milk of ones own nuts.
What's worse? This particular sloth, who is truly insane, does not just milk one nut and one nut alone.
Many nuts.
Hazelnuts.
Cashews.
Almonds.
And beyond one day mayhaps
A sloth with a nut milk bag and a blender means dangerous things for the household.
...you, too, could one day lose control.
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Fellow Tennessean,
Soaketh thine nuts in a concentrated solution of water...for about ~8 hours ideally. Add un poco de salt if you wish. It will create magic within said nuts which are soaking.
Rinseth thine nuts well, squeaky clean. Dirty nuts are not what you want!
Blendeth nuts with water...Sloth uses ~3.5 cups water / 1 cup nuts. Add sweetener if desired...sugar, honey, maple, dates......plankton...
Straineth through nut milk bag. Skip the cheese cloth. Nut milk bags may seem a little pricey but they're high quality and reusable. You will saveth yourself a lot of pulp and frustration.
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Brother sloth, you are nuts
J, Hope each day continues to bring improvement
(And not just because I need another matching tip)
Sorry guys, but Tibs does it best.
(And right on time at 7:07am)
Brother sloth, you are nuts
J, Hope each day continues to bring improvement
(And not just because I need another matching tip)