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Living in S. Florida.....everyday is like this!!
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
Confessional...
A Man walked into a Washington D.C. Catholic Church Confessional.
He tells the Priest:
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the crap out of a congressman.
The Priest responds:
"My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not discuss your community service
A Man walked into a Washington D.C. Catholic Church Confessional.
He tells the Priest:
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the crap out of a congressman.
The Priest responds:
"My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not discuss your community service
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