So, what I'm hearing is that if I come to England go to Cloud9 unscrew Lisa's MarkT from atop her Precise and put it in my basket in front of the cash register I will be allowed to pay for it and abscond from the store before she gets back from her break to wonder where her MarkT has gotten off to, is this correct?
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Nope, I don't have breaks, so there's no way you'll be able to nab my one without me noticing.
Sounds like I'll have to revise my plan then. I'll need the assistance of the Stig, Graham Norton and Scrouge McDuck. There may be fancified gourmet coffees and a butter churn involved. Free tickets to a seaside resort in southern France and an ill informed customs agent to search bags and possibly confiscate certain items. And if plans B-G fail I can call in that favor from Bond and Q that they still owe me.
Or I could continue to wait patiently behind Dspin making baby Arnold faces like in his little video.
Or I could continue to wait patiently behind Dspin making baby Arnold faces like in his little video.
Your alternative plans sound extremely interesting Wingapo. Gourmet coffees and butter churns??? What's that all about?
Now Lisa you know I can't divulge the intimates of my nefarious schemings and I fear I may have already told you too much. All I can say is go with the Stig when he comes a calling and don't forget to drink that cappy when James May brews it up special, just for you, in his new butter churn percolator, on your way to the French Riviera to stay at Scrooge McDuck's new health spa and detention center.
I also think it's time for Kcos' warm milk and a nappy time.
I also think it's time for Kcos' warm milk and a nappy time.
I'm only in if you've got the "Hamster" involved with the plot as well.
I gotta party with you folks...
Hamsters are the linchpin of the entire plot, but only if the chipmunks don't do their part, they are easily distracted you know.
Almighty, even you might have a hard time surviving to onslaught that is one of our untamed events, but you are more than welcome to try.
Almighty, even you might have a hard time surviving to onslaught that is one of our untamed events, but you are more than welcome to try.
Not entirely sure what exactly you're asking, Jorad - Mark designed and is making all parts of this atomiser (with the exception of the wick) in Romania.
I have to believe that it will happen one day soon or else why am I paying all these spies to keep track of your MarkT? Yup, I think it's about time I send over the Chipmunks and Hamsters. Let phase 2 of Operation Sneaky Snatch begin!
It happens that in my twisted theories I sometimes don't think through all the possibilities and ramifications over my nefarious plots and diversions. But hey, maybe this new perverted twist is just what's needed to distract so my industrial spies can snatch on the sneak.
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