Maybe this will distract the FDA for a while...

[quititllc]

Couple Claims They Found Mouse In Can Of Pepsi - News Story - WFTV Orlando

*VOM*

 

[jeffakamax]

Mouse tested negative for PEG and Nitrosamines, FDA says Pepsi is safe. No cause for alarm.

 

[Mary Kay]

I saw that on the news last night..oh good grief! I would have fainted! Glad I quit drinking soda. Hubby does though..he would have just tossed the can and opened a new one.
The FDA can't deal with spinach and peanut butter. Pepsi says that the can was probably opened then something crawled in! Yeah and decomposed in 3 minutes!

 

[Mary Kay]

Jeff! That was great!

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

I want decomposing mouse flavored liquid, anyone know the proper proportions and flavors needed for this? I know the old Johnson Creek Wild Cherry kind of tasted like that and burning tires.

 

[Hinterscher]

Let's see, mix in your unflavored juice some pepsi flavor and then let a dead mouse rot for a couple days - viola! They flavor everyone wants!

 

[Ryle]

.................Glad I quit drinking soda. .........................

That's exactly what I said the second I saw that!

 

[Drewsworld]

mouse tested negative for peg and nitrosamines, fda says pepsi is safe. No cause for alarm.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Crash]

Mouse Cola, mmmm mmm maybe this will compete with the cow pee cola india wants to put out

YouTube - Drink Made of Cow Urine Coming Out

 

[Hinterscher]

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth......