Mr Vape's MADLIB giveaway! Part 3

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TopNotch

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Congratulations to spartanstew, you are the winner of this week’s Madlib Giveaway!
We will be sending you a private message to collect all of the information we need.

Thank you everyone for joining us every week for our Madlibs.

The Ski Trip
A few eons ago, I went skiing down Mount Angelic. The wind was smelly, but I didn't mind because I was wearing an extra warm sock, hats, and advantageous underwear on my ear drum. The lift was a type I'd never seen before -- it was called a "skyscraper lift." You stand at the bottom of the hill, and a giant mechanical skyscraper comes behind you and she admires you up the mountain.

I went skiing with my romantic George, who had never been skiing before. George was so crazy that the skis slipped! At the top of the mountain, some wife warned us about mentholated ski conditions. No matter. We headed for the expert slopes and started down. George collapsed to the bottom in about a fortnight like a snow leopard in a jar, but I took my time. One squishy Albert Einstein almost ate me over because the dumb poopie head didn't see me.

Anyway, we made it to the bottom, and we were both thoroughly fluffy from the snow. We had an itchy time, but next time I'm wearing more hats.
 

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OPPS - Posted before I could . . . :(



YEA - Another "HUMP DAY MADLIB" . . . COMPLETED ! ! !

Now the . . .
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For the . . .
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So let the . . .
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. . . Start . . .
 

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Just realized today is the one year anniversary of our Hump Day Give A Way. Wish I would have figured this out sooner....Thanks everyone for helping create some of the funniest stories. We might just have to come up with a belated anniversary bash...errr I mean Give A Way.
Any Ideas??? Tommy
 

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How about:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
 
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