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The Drunkest I Ever Got Madlib!
They say mixing different kinds of MONSTERS is a bad idea, and now I know why.
The other night me and my friend TOMMY decided to hit our favorite bar, the Rusty BOTTLE. I thought I'd start CLEARLY and drink a couple glasses of VEGETABLE OIL. Imagine my surprise when in walked JENNIFER LOPEZ. HEY ! I yelled. Of course I had to offer to
buy us a SIDEWALK.
We started off with my favorite mixed drink, an EAGER TRUCK. Then TOMMY bought us all a HOLLYWOOD iced tea. We were already feeling a little PURPLE by the time JENNIFER LOPEZ ordered us three shots of ORANGE
juice.
At that point things got HUGE. TOMMY tried to SCRUB some guy, I FELL up into the bar's toilet, and we had to call a VAPER to get home.
Next thing I know, I'm waking up at 69 in the afternoon. It felt like a herd of DOG BISCUITS were TRAVELING in my head. But it was worth it to have such a RIGHT night!