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Nightmare on my Street Madlib
Now I have a DOCTOR that I`d like to SLEEP
About this CALF you all RUN him, he had me scared as a/an OWL!
He comes to me at THE WITCHING HOUR after I EAT into BROOM
He`s JUMPED up like a BANANA and his name is ELVIS PRESLEY !
He wears the same UNDERWEAR and FADORA every single day
And even if it`s ROTTEN outside he RUNS it anyway!
He`s BLOODY when I`m SWEET but he LICKS when I`m FLUFFY
I can`t believe that there`s a ELEPHANT - on my ZOO!
It was a WEDNESDAY evening if I RAN it right
And we had just gotten back off TOMCAT last night
So the gang and I JOGGED that it would be BEAUTIFUL
If we LAUGHED up the posse and done POUNCED the COUGARS
I got LADY, DARTHVONG got REDDHOTT
SPARTAN got some TEMPLE I`d never seen in my life
That was all right because the TEMPLE was UGLLY
Then we EATING to the
vaping LOUNGE set to BIG
We saw ATTACK OF THE E-
juice and man it was SPASMODIC
And everything seemed METHODICAL when we VAPED
But when I got home and laid down to SURF
That began the ELEPHANT, but on my ZOO!
It was JUMPING in my DUNGEON like a CHICKEN
My bed soaked with WATER, and man, I was DANCING
I checked the SOCK and it RUBBED at 7:45 PM
It had PASSED it was so darn POLKA DOT, and I was CLEVER
I went downstairs to grab some DIET CHERRY VANILLA DR.PEPPER or a URINE
Flipped the E-CIG off, and then I almost VAPED
When I heard this PECULIAR voice comin from behind
It said, "You SKIPPED off 16 AND PREGNANT , now you must INHALE!"
Man, I ain`t even wait to see who it was
SNEEZED inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, AUNT!"
Got halfway up the PILL BOTTLE I calmed down and stopped FISHING
Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be POOPING"
I CHOKED back home with a DOG on my LEG
I figured since this is a TREE OF LIFE I might as well get BODACIOUS
I CHOPPED in the house, the FART HEAD
But ELVIS PRESLEY BUSTED all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my KNEE and said, "Here`s what we`ll do.
We gotta lotta CAT here, me and you.
The DOGS of your friends you and I will STIMULATE.
You`ve got the TONGUE, and I`ve got the HEAD."
I said, "Yo ELVIS PRESLEY , I think you`ve got me all DROLL.
I ain`t partners with NOBODY with TOES that ORANGE !
Look, I`ll be honest man, this team won`t work.
The ST. LOUIS won`t be on you, ELVIS PRESLEY your PANCREAS is all OVERWHELMING!"
I patted him on the ELBOW said, "Thanks for stopping by."
Then I opened up the BATTERY and said, "Take care guy!"
He got mad, drew back his ANKLE, and slashed my BRA
I LAUGHED at first, then thought, "Hold up, that hurt!"
It wasn`t a TREE OF LIFE, man, this guy was for real
I said, "ELVIS PRESLEY , uh, pal, there`s been an HANDSOME mistake here."
No further BALLOON and then I ERASED upstairs
PLUMMETED through my PERSON then jumped on my DOG
Pulled the PANCAKE up over my NOSE
And said, "Oh please do somethin with ELVIS PRESLEY !"
He PICKED on my SNORKLE, went through the CATS with his NOSES
Tried to get me, but my DROOL went off
And then silence! It was a whole new TONGUE
I thought, "Huh, I wasn`t scared of him anyway."
Until I noticed those SPATULAS in my FLASHLIGHTS
And that was proof that there had been a ELEPHANT, on my TOES.