I wonder what I will say on my 1,000th post. Will it lead to some great revelation that will propel mankind into the future? Perhaps it will entail some greater reflection of life embracing a higher level of spiritual consciousness where the triumphs and travails of the human spirit merge into one remarkable defining moment. Do I even posses what it takes to handle the crushing responsibilities of my newly appointed forum member status title?
Surely the moment will be epic, my very own December 21st, 2012 where life as I have known it will change dramatically, a millisecond disruption in the space-time continuum which will alter the very path of my destiny. Am I ready, ready for what awaits me? I can already feel the heat of the 4th digit penetrating my skin causing me to tremble in fear at what maybe my greatest epiphany.
Will my friends and loved ones look at me in a different light? Or will I be vilified by the masses and cast into a life a servitude only to suffer an eternity of unknown anguish? Will my batteries last longer, will my cartos become impervious to the internal heated forces which deny them their well deserved immortality? Will my fellow forum members unite in their anger and have me banned for wasting their time with a 1,000 mind-numbing useless comments?
Surely the moment will be epic, my very own December 21st, 2012 where life as I have known it will change dramatically, a millisecond disruption in the space-time continuum which will alter the very path of my destiny. Am I ready, ready for what awaits me? I can already feel the heat of the 4th digit penetrating my skin causing me to tremble in fear at what maybe my greatest epiphany.
Will my friends and loved ones look at me in a different light? Or will I be vilified by the masses and cast into a life a servitude only to suffer an eternity of unknown anguish? Will my batteries last longer, will my cartos become impervious to the internal heated forces which deny them their well deserved immortality? Will my fellow forum members unite in their anger and have me banned for wasting their time with a 1,000 mind-numbing useless comments?
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