Chew tobacco is so passe!
Modern smokeless tobacco products don't require spitting. Someone hand that guy a can of snus!
P.S. According to an aritcle by Dr. Elizabeth Whelan of the American Council on Science and Health, cigarettes were invented as a healthier way to enjoy tobacco. The spitoons were spreading disease -- especially TB which was epidemic at the time. One of my great-grandfathers died of it.