[...] if my wife sees me spinning around, she's going to think I'm on drugs;-) plus I tend to get dizzy:-( [...]
OMFG! My wife thinks I'M on drugs, I've been laughing so hard since I read that! I keep imagining Buddha spinning around like a hammer-thrower, spinning a little bag with a draw-string, oh, dam, I gotta go, it's starting again...