I can relate to just about everything you listed. This one stood out though. It made me think of my uncle. We all smoke (or vape as the case may be) when we drive. When I was a smoker, I always smoked with the windows down or at least cracked. Even in sub-zero temperatures. But my uncle would smoke with the windows up. There was always a thick layer of nicotine that covered his dashboard and any part of the car that was smooth. It was sticky to the touch. I'll always remember that. He's still smoking. I vape around him all the time, but he just doesn't seem interested. I think I'll wait till Thanksgiving and ask him if he'd like one for Christmas.