My wife cut me off!

[Crash Moses]

After splurging on a Provari, a few Protanks, an AGA-T2, some bling from Serenity, and other assorted odds and ends the last two weeks, I have been forbidden from purchasing anymore e-cig related doodads for the foreseeable future (unless it comes out of my bi-weekly "allowance").8-o

Direct quote: "I thought this was supposed to be cheaper than smoking..."

My response: "Um...er....uh...well. You see...there's this...uh. I can make my own wicks now and..."

Fortunately, I'm heading down to Vapebash tomorrow with my "allowance" to stock up.

If you're heading there yourself I'll be the one standing by the door with a hat asking for donations.

It's a worthy cause....honest!

 

[glasseye]

I'm just laughing hysterically at the thread title right now hoping your last name isn't Bobbit.

 

[Deacon Aegis]

ROFL as my wife groans over the new ooooo's and aahhhhhhh's about some mech mod she has absolutely no interest in what-so-ever. I feel your pain man! At least she's letting me buy a Provari in a week. She doesn't know about the Caravela I'm stalking (nor does the current owner of it.... mwahahaha) Anyway, give her some Christmas or birthday ideas. Buy her a new purse. Take her out to a romantic retreat, then briefly inform her of the deal you heard about on the GGTS you found... In the end, work on that wife faction! (Let me know if it works too... I need to know the best way to sneak a Themis Titanide past her...) This advice brought to you by the guy on my right shoulder... hehe

 

[IrishUpstart]

This made me laugh so hard. Thank you OP. Definitely needed it.

 

[Crash Moses]

I'm just glad I snuck the Provari in before the clamp down.

Glad to make a difference Irish. Still wishing the best for you and yours...

 

[Mac]

My wife has more of this stuff then I do. (Which is quite a bit)

 

[EddardinWinter]

I have a solution for you.

I got rid of my wife and got a girlfriend who vapes. You should consider this option. Some have called me rash and accused me of a unilateral drastic move. I say they are showing a severe lack of commitment to vaping!

 

[Crash Moses]

I have a solution for you.

I got rid of my wife and got a girlfriend who vapes. You should consider this option. Some have called me rash and accused me of a unilateral drastic move. I say they are showing a severe lack of commitment to vaping!

Soooo....

Her: It's me or the Provari!

Me: Just a sec...let me grab my juice and I'll be out of your hair...

Yup...I can see that.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Its best to bring you prospective new girlfriend to the confrontation if it can be arranged...

 

[retired1]

I have a solution for you.

I got rid of my wife and got a girlfriend who vapes. You should consider this option. Some have called me rash and accused me of a unilateral drastic move. I say they are showing a severe lack of commitment to vaping!

Yup!

People used to ask me why I never had time to do certain things. I fixed that and divorced the time problem. Now I have all the time in the world to get things done.

 

[serenity21899]

After splurging on a Provari, a few Protanks, an AGA-T2, some bling from Serenity, and other assorted odds and ends the last two weeks, I have been forbidden from purchasing anymore e-cig related doodads for the foreseeable future (unless it comes out of my bi-weekly "allowance").8-o

Direct quote: "I thought this was supposed to be cheaper than smoking..."

My response: "Um...er....uh...well. You see...there's this...uh. I can make my own wicks now and..."

Fortunately, I'm heading down to Vapebash tomorrow with my "allowance" to stock up.

If you're heading there yourself I'll be the one standing by the door with a hat asking for donations.

It's a worthy cause....honest!

My husband gave me cash, and let me loose at VapeBash. Among other stuff, I got a Fluid Flask, with a glass tank. Now I'm cut off for awhile. But that's okay. How cool is it to buy Namber Juice from Nick Green. I also met Phil Brusardo, Dimitri, JC West, and Zen. I don't care about shopping for awhile.

 

[Crash Moses]

Or...I could just get her hooked on vaping.

First, I have to get her addicted to cigarettes...tricky but doable. Then...

 

[EddardinWinter]

Replace this one....


With this one...


And Vape On! (among other things)

 

[EddardinWinter]

Yup!

People used to ask me why I never had time to do certain things. I fixed that and divorced the time problem. Now I have all the time in the world to get things done.

Now that is just the sort of decisive action I am talking about!

 

[LazyBulldogge]

Stay single and issues like these will never occur

 

[Crash Moses]

My husband gave me cash, and let me loose at VapeBash. Among other stuff, I got a Fluid Flask, with a glass tank. Now I'm cut off for awhile. But that's okay. How cool is it to buy Namber Juice from Nick Green. I also met Phil Brusardo, Dimitri, JC West, and Zen. I don't care about shopping for awhile.

You're there now? I ooze envy. We're heading out at 0700 tomorrow...hopefully in time to get some Chicago Pizza before the doors open.


Truth be told she's pretty supportive and she wasn't actually angry (much...and I DID splurge).

My allowance is enough for the basics (juice, cartos, etc.) and if I skip eating lunch out during the week I can afford some big ticket items once a month or so (been eating ravioli all week to save up for Vapebash).

I think I'll keep her...for now.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Stay single and issues like these will never occur

Yeah, that is okay too. I like companionship, though, so girlfriends are great. You keep em around until they get all, "we need to take this to the next level" or "you spend too much time working with your new secretary" or "why does my friend keep texting you at 2 am?". Then you just split. No issue at all, really. See what I mean?

 

[generic mutant]

You could invest in dual-use technology.

File out the insides of your remote controls when she isn't looking, fit them with Ego batteries. A few household plumbing accidents requiring the purchase of small bits of metal tubing, and she'll see things differently...

 

[Talyon]

Loved the pun op. really made me lol.

 

[Worzel]

"I thought this is SUPPOSED to be cheaper than smoking!" Yeah, heard that from my hubby yesterday. What can I say. I lost a habit and gained a hobby! It seems he forgot how to do math. I used to buy a carton of smokes a week. They were $40 some odd for my cheap Pall Malls. Multiply that by 4, that equals at least $160 a month. I have been vaping for what? 17 months? Minus the juice, I should have 6 to 12 killer mods or hybrids by now! My man should be glad I only have 2 Odysseys, two Ego passthroughs, 2 Pyrex glass tanks, an eRoll, and a pencil box full of cartomizers, clearos (I have been trying to use up), atomizers, and drip tips! I only look at and drool over IHybrid, Billet Box, Zen, GG. I try to stay minimal! Well I may just have to cave and get a BB when they come back into stock!