My wife cut me off!

[Crash Moses]

"I thought this is SUPPOSED to be cheaper than smoking!" Yeah, heard that from my hubby yesterday. What can I say. I lost a habit and gained a hobby! It seems he forgot how to do math. I used to buy a carton of smokes a week. They were $40 some odd for my cheap Pall Malls. Multiply that by 4, that equals at least $160 a month. I have been vaping for what? 17 months? Minus the juice, I should have 6 to 12 killer mods or hybrids by now! My man should be glad I only have 2 Odysseys, two Ego passthroughs, 2 Pyrex glass tanks, an eRoll, and a pencil box full of cartomizers, clearos (I have been trying to use up), atomizers, and drip tips! I only look at and drool over IHybrid, Billet Box, Zen, GG. I try to stay minimal! Well I may just have to cave and get a BB when they come back into stock!

I want a BB sooooooo bad. And a steampunk mod, and an Electric Angel, and a ZAP, and a...

I may need to negotiate an increase in my allowance. Just a smidgeon.

 

[Thepinfamily]

When I introduced the idea of vaping to my wife she was all for it. She wanted me to quit smoking so bad I could have switched to anything. I told her about the cost savings and her response was "I don't care if it costs more than smoking if it gets you to quit". I have not let her forget those words. I have repeated them several times as a reminder. She will eat those words for a long time to come.

 

[eratikmind]

Soooo....

Her: It's me or the Provari!

Me: Just a sec...let me grab my juice and I'll be out of your hair...

Yup...I can see that.

OMG! Sop! I almost inhaled my SS drip tip reading that.


- Andy . . . Challenge in lieu of being challenged.

 

[Larzis]

Now you see, the way I handle things when my wife says I am spending too much is simple. I just tell her "Hey! I am the man here I do what I want!".

Then I run and hide and pray she doesn't find me.

 

[Worzel]

I want a BB sooooooo bad. And a steampunk mod, and an Electric Angel, and a ZAP, and a...

I may need to negotiate an increase in my allowance. Just a smidgeon.

OMG (eyes big like 13 y.o. girl almost screechin') I want a Steampunk mod! I see them on forums, but impossible to find a seller! EA is a slick looking mod too! I don't get into VV, but a BB would make me a changed woman!

 

[Worzel]

Now you see, the way I handle things when my wife says I am spending too much is simple. I just tell her "Hey! I am the man here I do what I want!".

Then I run and hide and pray she doesn't find me.

Enter your CC info while running! Talent!

 

[eratikmind]

Buy you're wife some flowers and some Valrhona dark chocolate. That should get you through until next week.


- Andy . . . Challenge in lieu of being challenged.

 

[niczgreat]

I have everything sent to my Work.
Than mysteriously and slowly I slip it into the house.

I think it's having tons of packages showing up at the door that irritates them.!

 

[ingerri]

Or...I could just get her hooked on vaping.

First, I have to get her addicted to cigarettes...tricky but doable. Then...

LOL

 

[Crash Moses]

I think it's having tons of packages showing up at the door that irritates them.!

That and the bank statement...

 

[forg1vn]

you can always start talking about the new flavor of cigarettes your friends are smoking and see how she reacts to that...lol

 

[forg1vn]

That and the bank statement...

plus its only the startup money that seems to be a lot, after 3 months it starts saving you money (at least thats what i keep telling myself everytime i buy something new)

do the math for her lol

 

[Crash Moses]

OMG (eyes big like 13 y.o. girl almost screechin') I want a Steampunk mod! I see them on forums, but impossible to find a seller! EA is a slick looking mod too! I don't get into VV, but a BB would make me a changed woman!

The BB just looks awesome (and very steampunky IMHO). They're supposed to be open to orders next week and I was seriously considering nabbing one but...well...see my first post.

Here's a link to Vent69s Steampunk Facebook page. You'll have to request to be added to the group to see all his mods but they are amazing. Unfortunately he's not taking new orders until he catches up on the others. Rumor is it could be months.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/steamy/

And here's another site with some really nice snus box mods.

Fazed Box Mods, L.L.C.

 

[John Alexander]

I'm just laughing hysterically at the thread title right now hoping your last name isn't Bobbit.

Lol. You stole my thunder.

 

[Wallelf]

plus its only the startup money that seems to be a lot, after 3 months it starts saving you money (at least thats what i keep telling myself everytime i buy something new)

Today, I told my husband that I was about done with ordering things. When a package (or 2) arrives early next week, I'm just going to smile sweetly and say, "Oh, I ordered that a couple of weeks ago...it was on backorder."

 

[GraceH]

I got an ap that does the math for me when I started getting flack from my husband. After that I got him to agree to a vape allowance which is what I used to spend on smokes. I get it in CASH. LOL course now that I see how much I'm ahead I'm biting at the bit to catch up. Yet I just starting getting vape cash. So my stash is weak yet. I'd be complaining if he hadn't have bought me a Provari. So I guess I'll let that slide. giggle

Happy Vaping

 

[GraceH]

Today, I told my husband that I was about done with ordering things. When a package (or 2) arrives early next week, I'm just going to smile sweetly and say, "Oh, I ordered that a couple of weeks ago...it was on backorder."

I've already learn not to say "i'm done spending for awhile". Only because he accually believes me.

Happy Vaping

 

[DanKnowsJack]

I have everything sent to my Work.
Than mysteriously and slowly I slip it into the house.

I think it's having tons of packages showing up at the door that irritates them.!

Holy crap this is brilliant! My boss, and I both vape, and we married sisters... how didn't we think of this to keep the wives off our tracks. Make it look like an important business expense... hmmmm thinking of all the cool things we can buy.......

 

[DanKnowsJack]

I can certainly see a Billet Box in my future now... Woo Hoo!!!

 

[Ken_A]

Replace this one....
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With this one...
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And Vape On! (among other things)

Only problem with that scenario is that it don't matter how good she looks, someone out ther already dumped her because he was tired of all her