Exactly right. It's disgusting unless you're 5. I like Arthur Bryant's original and Jack Stack's spicy sauce. Oklahoma Joe's has the best barbecue (ribs in particular) in KC, but their sauce is terrible, not as sweet as KC Masterpiece, but still too sweet.KC Masterpiece is like candy.
To keep things on topic, I'm enjoying some HHV Shadow right now. It's the only HHV liquid I have had. I need to change that soon. Really like how smooth Shadow is.